More Paleo Patter

Does anyone else have problems getting their head around small encampments of Paleo-Indian hunters spearing to death migrating caribou funneled through a tight ravine at the base of Sugarloaf some 12,350 years ago? Yes, mind boggling indeed, yet quite real.

I suppose what makes it all so unfathomable is the sad fact that the typical American citizen taught in the average American school is lost in a very intentional Christian/cultural fog that deceives most into believing that New England history began with the Plymouth pilgrims in 1620. If creative, curious and sophisticated, you may even want to begin with Leif Erikson and long-lost Vinland, circa 1000 AD, still to this day being hunted by scholarly explorers. Well, let me tell you a little secret: It all started way before the Vikings, secretive Basque fishermen or a Portuguese explorer named Christopher Columbus, and it was happening right here where we live, dating back between 12,000 and 13,000 years, maybe even a bit earlier. That was proven this week by radiocarbon dating performed on calcine (baked) bone fragments collected on a two-week archaeological excavation led from Sept. 7-21 by veteran, soon-to-be 67-year-old archaeologist Dr. Richard Michael Gramly, a Harvard Ph.D specializing in Paleo discovery, with the ground-breaking Vail Site in western Maine’s Rangeley Lakes Region and many other important sites to his credit.

Not one to putter around procrastinating over scholarly reports while storing artifacts in dark, locked vaults secreted far from public view, Gramly has, since returning home on Sept. 21, been furiously piecing together the clues uncovered with shovel, trowel and soft-bristled brush by his veteran, highly coordinated American Society for Amateur Archaeologists crew. After packaging and mailing his bone samples to Beta Analytic, a respected Miami, Fla., lab he and other top archaeologists have for 30 years used to date material, Gramly has continued to diligently pick away at the artifacts, attempting to reassemble broken pieces and comprehend precisely what it all means. Beta lab has already examined the bone and dated it to 10,350 years Before Present, plus or minus 50, which, according to Gramly, computes out to approximately 12,350 actual calendar years or to roughly the date 10,337 BC … mind-blowing indeed. That’s nearly 10,000 years before ancient Greece and Rome, more than 9,000 years before ancient Egyptian civilization coalesced.

Wow!

Truth be told, Gramly was a little disappointed with the date because what he had seen led him to speculate the artifacts gathered at the site dated back as far as the Vail Site he dug in 1980. Beta Analytic and another independent lab dated the bone collected there at about 350 years older, some 12,700 years old. But hey, a layman might ask, what’s 350 years in a picture so deep? And although that sounds like a reasonable assessment, Gramly says one should be careful not to dismiss 3½ centuries so haphazardly, saying 350 years is not in any way insignificant in the big picture. Much can change in three centuries, including such crucial factors as climate,  glacier-melt and vegetation to name a few, and Gramly insists that archaeologists must pay close attention to the minutest details when interpreting prehistoric data. So, for the time being, he’s going to treat the Vail and Sugarloaf sites as apples and oranges, comparing the South Deerfield site bordering a sandy, agricultural Whately plain as a “sister site” to the famed Bull Brook Site of Paleo legend in Ipswich.

“That site sits 120 miles due east of the Sugarloaf Site,” said Gramly, reached at his North Andover home Tuesday. “We don’t know if we’re dealing with the same bands of hunters at the sites, or related bands, or if it was the same people migrating with the caribou herds from one site to the other. We may never know, but I’d sure like to know.”

Gramly’s most recent dig was his second at the Sugarloaf Site. Following his first dig — performed in 1995 on private abutting property that has since been purchased by the state and kept off-limits — Gramly wrote a book and gave all his field notes kept in India Ink along with reports and photos to Memorial Libraries in Deerfield. Not only that but he gave all artifacts to the rightful owners, the Whately family that owned the land before selling it under pressure from the state. That family has shown the artifacts to many, including New York scientists who are now trying to date them using new, state-of-the-art technology. But now Gramly has beat them to it, finally getting a definitive date after nearly 40 years of bureaucratic thumb-twiddling fueled by professional/academic competition and jealously.

Gramly’s top priority was to date the Sugarloaf Site, and that has now been done thanks to the many bone fragments he was able to collect. Actually, he could have sacrificed the only bone fragment he found on his last dig 18 years ago but refused because it was the only piece of bone he found and he didn’t want to destroy it. In the near future, he’ll also be submitting an exciting collection of charcoal discovered in more than one two-square-meter pits, including one uncovered toward the end of the second week that what was believed to be a bowl-shaped fire pit. However, Gramly warned, “Charcoal dating is a little more risky. Sometimes a tree can burn right down to the roots, leaving charcoal. That’s why I wanted bones to date. Bone dating can’t be denied.”

In the meantime, Gramly is working furiously to put together a PowerPoint summary of the Sugarloaf dig he plans to unveil a few weeks down the road in Portland, Maine, where the prestigious Eastern States Archaeological Federation is meeting the weekend of Nov. 1. There, with rumors likely already swirling through scholarly Northeastern archaeological circles, Gramly will likely blow the cover off the Franklin County site, which he implores has sat idle long enough and should be explored further in search of habitation and kill sites there. If he can supply the wind behind the sails, that Sugarloaf Site could open the gates to long overdue exploration of other important Pioneer Valley prehistoric sites, places like Canada Hill overlooking once-sacred Peskeomskut waterfall in Turners Falls, the Bashin in North Hatfield, Kells Farm in Greenfield, sites in Northfield and Hadley and Sunderland and on and on and on.

“I don’t know what they’ve been waiting for,” said Gramly. “I’m a scientist and the inactivity makes absolutely no sense to me. How can they continue to ignore it? Here we have one of the most important Paleo sites in North America, one we’ve known about for more than 40 years, and they’ve been just sitting on it all this time. By now, in my opinion, there should have been 40 or 50 doctoral dissertations to come out of that site and related sites right there in your home, the Connecticut Valley, an archaeological treasure trove that needs to be explored.”

Asked if it’s likely there are earlier sites in the neighborhood, Gramly didn’t hesitate to answer in the affirmative.

“Yes, it’s very likely there’s just such a site not far away,” he said. “Bud Driver has a drill point of an earlier style that showed up prominently at the Vail Site, and it came from within a mile or two of Sugarloaf. I intend to investigate that site and talk to the farmer.”

So, stay tuned: The days of public railing against this stuff as hysterical anti-development rhetoric and historical hooey may be over if Gramly has anything to say about it. My guess is that a new clamor is building intense pressure and ready to blow. New spokespeople driving the message will be unimpeachable experts in their field, and the old boys trying to discredit and demean them will look foolish indeed, if not intentionally manipulative and, in the end, uninformed at best.

As for the staid academic cultural-resource managers committed to silence in the name of protection and preservation, well, we’ll see how it all turns out for them. They may yet figure out how to have it both ways.

“Can you imagine the state buying that first site I dug to prevent further study?” asked Gramly. “They paid almost half a million dollars for it. Just think what we could have done with a half-million to dig it.”

Something smells fishy.

Unearthing Issues

I’ve found that most things happen for a reason. Take, for instance, Wednesday morning’s incoming mail.

Having heard the white USPS jeep pass a half-hour earlier while reading, I pulled my truck up alongside the mailbox to retrieve the mail on my way out of the yard to run the dogs. The first item to catch my eye was a flier from Cobb’s auction in Peterborough, N.H., the cover displaying the glossy color photo of a formal Chippendale chest of drawers similar in style to a friend’s recent purchase. The next item to pull me in was a pale, robin’s-egg-blue, greeting-card-sized envelope addressed to me below a paste-on return address from Kirk Spurr, the dean of diggers assisting Dr. Richard Michael Gramly on a recent archaeological excavation along the perimeter of an important Paleo-Indian site situated on a sandy terrace below Mt. Sugarloaf. Inside was a personal note and a compact-disk archive of photographs taken by Spurr, 83, and other participants during the important two-week dig performed by members of Gramly’s American Society for Amateur Archaeology on what is likely the hottest Paleo site this side of the Mississippi River, definitely sacred ground in the archaeological world.

Before I proceed, I suppose I should take a moment to explain to those who spend their free time perched in treestands with bow and arrows how a man penning an outdoors column can get drawn into writing about archaeological excavations. Well, all I can say is that hunting and fishing and the outdoors are still important to me, but not nearly as fascinating as 12,000-year-old Paleo hunters spearing caribou and wooly mammoths on my childhood haunts with stone, bi-faced weapons sharpened in an open-air workshop being uncovered before my eyes on Sugarloaf’s lap. Can it get any more interesting than that? Not in this man’s world.

But, back to Spurr — a man I observed performing various excavation chores, usually wearing a distinctive, tinted-billed straw hat, not to mention a palpable gleam of boyish enthusiasm — my indelible image of him was planted in my mind on a sunny Wednesday afternoon, Sept. 25, as the archaeological crew buttoned down its sophisticated, fine-tuned project for the night. My wife had spelled me in my son’s Springfield hospital room and told me in passing that a friend had left a phone message to say he was traveling to the site to meet an important Paleo scholar expected to arrive from France that afternoon. Good timing, I thought, having already intended to stop on my may through and see what was happening. Upon my arrival, I noticed local dig-liaison and Deerfield Historical Commission member David “Bud” Driver standing and talking to a thin, distinguished, bespectacled, gray-bearded man between the gabled ends of two barns stuffed with aromatic field tobacco. Driver signaled me over with his hand and introduced me to Duncan Caldwell, who I discovered was the very man my telephone pal thought I should know en route. Fact was, he was not coming in from France, though, but a place much closer, Martha’s Vineyard, his summer place of residence. What does it matter? He winters in France. Anyway, I spoke for some time with Caldwell, a fascinating man and skilled conversationalist who was most interested in historical context of the site I know as Hopewell, the plain and swamp below, which I was more than willing to provide. Our rambling, dynamic conversation lasted perhaps 20 minutes, stopping just in time to wander toward the picnic table where the work crew drifted at the end of each day for casual conversation and laughter.

On our short walk to the table, capped with a cooler-ful of soft drinks, a few colorful pumpkins and items of discarded clothing here and there, Caldwell recognized Spurr standing near a wooden-framed, wire-screen sifter resting on sawhorses along the edge of a two-meter-square hole and greeted him with a warm hello and smile. He immediately walked over to him, shook hands and wrapped both arms around him in a brotherly embrace that told me Spurr — a retired Ph.D chemist with a Dartmouth and Cornell academic pedigree — was not anyone you’d call an amateur. Caldwell, a world-renowned expert in Paleo-Indians, was obviously greeting him as a peer and colleague, someone he had worked with many times before and for whom he held his deepest respect.

“They call us amateurs because we don’t get paid for this work,” Spurr explained in his quiet, humble, Ivy League way, “but we have more field experience than most working professional digs, which are usually manned by young college students.”

Another big difference I have sensed between professional and amateur archaeologists from personal observation is hesitance on the part of the former go public with site locations and reports. Not so with Gramly, who I watched drop whatever he was doing several times to walk a new arrival around the site explaining everything, and then some. A true educator with youthful exuberance and energy, Gramly never showed a trace of impatience or a hint that he was being inconvenienced. On the other hand, local academics have been digging locally for decades and largely keeping their reports and artifacts hidden from public view in the name of site preservation and protection. Not only that, but these folks, the haughty professionals, pejoratively refer to Gramly’s crews as “amateur,” even though a cursory review of their crews’ credentials would reveal an entirely different story. No one can call Gramly an amateur, he who holds the same Harvard degrees as his most outspoken critics, not to mention decades more experience. And the same can be said for most of the men and women who follow him from site to site as a faithful, competent crew.

“I was happy to hear Mike was leading this dig because I know he’ll publish something quickly that people can get their hands on,” said perhaps the world’s preeminent Northeastern lithics expert the first time we met on-site. And although this source didn’t go into detail and throw anyone under the bus, I knew the target was the secrecy and perhaps hidden agendas of state officials and some local academics who carry their water at digs conducted under state permit.

Although I won’t go overboard criticizing the state archaeologist and her UMass minions who deny they are secretive, then refuse access to their reports and artifacts, I know of two local landowners who permitted important archaeological excavations on their land over the past 20 years and have yet to see an accounting of the artifacts dug or the reports written. One of these landowners even sent a written request for a report and had received back not even the courtesy of a response at press time. Yet defenders of state policy claim that all reports are maintained by the Massachusetts Historical Commission and can be requested by interested parties. Of course, that doesn’t mean such a request will be approved. In fact, I’d say it’s unlikely that John Q. Public Citizen, or a newspaper for that matter, would have much success obtaining such reports. If you doubt it, give it a shot and see where it leads.

Gramly, a sophisticated scientist at the top of his game, is likely now in marathon analysis of the many artifacts collected over 14 days in Deerfield, and I know from speaking to him on-site that he is in awe of what was gathered and will publish in a timely fashion a comprehensive summary of his findings, something average readers will be able to purchase and understand. It is also likely that many others who participated in the dig will write their own accounts describing what it means in an assortment of magazines aimed at scholarly and average readers.

It’ll be interesting to see where this all goes and what the “official reaction” is. My suspicion is that the wheels are already spinning, someone’s unhappy with Gramly, and something is about to break. But my guess is that officials who make and enforce the rules will be very careful. Remember, given a choice, they’d rather sweep this stuff under the carpet than stir up a dust storm in the press, especially when the facts could turn public perception in the wrong direction.

Seeing Is Believing

Tiny red rose hips are aflame and alluring as cornfields brown and swamps glow their familiar purple/yellow hue with the autumnal equinox and Harvest Moon behind us, the waning half-moon reduced to a faint, ghostly mid-morning spy in the clear blue western sky.

You may have noticed my absence the past two weeks. I was away tending to a life-threatening family emergency, yet another surgical intervention, one that nearly took someone dear. But he’s out of the hospital recovering, so here I sit, back in familiar surroundings, thinking about bears and deer, a book, and an important local Paleolithic site that was recently and quietly explored by an eclectic group of “amateur” archaeologists. The veteran researchers hoped to and succeeded in flying under the radar to avoid potential interference or obstruction, uncovering many extraordinary artifacts along the way in square, layered holes dug by hand with shovel and trowel on a sandy Sugarloaf skirt. But let’s start with an appetizer on bears to get it quickly behind us, then move to a brief deer observation before rolling up our sleeves, tucking our napkins behind our collars and diving into the meat and potatoes.

Mid-afternoon Saturday, seeking distraction from my son’s serious situation, I was reading in the bright sunny parlor off the carriage sheds, sun backlighting the pages through the large plate-glass door, when silence was interrupted by what sounded like a hunter firing five shots in a familiar cadence that immediately captivated me.

“Pow-pow-pow!” The first report sounded.

Then, a few seconds later, another echoing “Pow!” followed by a few minutes of hollow silence and a final “Pow!” likely the coup de grace. This barrage emanated from the wooded ridge west and south of me, cornfields below, orchards above, hickory groves in between. Is there a more likely spot for a bear to die on the final day of the three-week September hunting season? If all goes as expected, by the time the second segment of the split six-week season ends in mid-November, we may see as many as 160 kills, less than half the annual harvest officials deem necessary to stabilize a burgeoning Bay State bear population that could become problematic if it isn’t already.

I suppose I could ask a middle man’s permission to phone checking stations and compile a preliminary harvest like I always did years back, before all the stifling new rules and regs and state protocols. But, no, must be I’m getting stubborn in old age, have given up on weak-kneed kowtows so am now reduced to the pitiful state of waiting for press releases like the rest of the struggling print media. It’s not my preferred news-gathering method. No, it’s the state’s way, and I guess I must live with it as I fade toward what I pray will be a productive and creative retirement, maybe even one laced with genuine passion. I guess officials figure it’s safer to control all outgoing “news” nowadays, which, of course, becomes history by the time newspapers get it. Come to think of it, I haven’t even seen the spring turkey-harvest figures yet. Go figure. The season ended in May. Maybe the Westborough office’s calculator is busted. And they call this progress? Not me. I call it boooooooring and unacceptable, can’t flee fast enough from “news” like that.

Truth be told, I used to enjoy chasing down preliminary bear harvests with former professorial state Bear Project Leader Jim Cardoza, now retired. In fact, I looked forward to it. But there must have been someone who didn’t appreciate me consistently beating him to the umbers (hint-hint, one of few Pioneer Valley outdoor scribes with a longer reign than me). So now we have rules to assure “fairness,” that is a routine that provides all media with the same press releases at the same hour, guaranteeing that radio and TV breaks the “news” before newspapers. What gives? Are there not rewards for diligent pursuit by determined scribes who’ve built their sources’ trust? No sir, not today, even in a politically correct, dog-eat-dog, violent capitalistic society. Hey, isn’t that oxymoronic? Or am I straight-up crazy?

As for deer, well, what I have to say is hardly worth a new paragraph in these days of tight news holes — just that it amazes me how the deer I’ve been monitoring all year seem to bed down in shin-high hayfields nightly, probably out of sight to all but the keenest outlaws shining fields with headlights at night. I pass their matted beds daily on my morning walks with the dogs, most often two but sometimes as many as five right in the middle of dense red-clover patches. So put that in you pipe and smoke it, fellas, and file it for future reference. When the pressure’s on, deer will hide in swamps and fields where they were born. Bank it!

But enough trivial stuff … on to recent reading, a paperback review copy of soon-to-be-released “Braiding Sweetgrass: Indigenous Wisdom, Scientific Knowledge, and the Teachings of Plants” — an important collection of essays by a wise wilderness voice named Robin Wall Kimmerer, a professor and member of the Potawatomi Nation who lives outside of Syracuse, NY, where she teaches at SUNY College of Environmental Science and Forestry. All I can say is it’s a blessing for those who murdered and drove her people from their homeland and stole their land that Indians like her had no written language way back when, because had they been able to articulate their message like Kimmerer, they would have gained many allies and been much tougher for utilitarian Christian mercenaries to defeat for the public good; oh yes, always for the public good, it defined by government greed and injustice. These deceptive leaders anointed by election create frightful demons, brainwash the uninformed and dazed to a state of intense fear and hatred, then send them off as twisted soldiers to dispose of fictitious devils.

I discovered Kimmerer in Orion magazine, a literary publication headquartered in Great Barrington, printed in Dalton and dedicated to nature/culture/place — my kinda reading. I found her holistic world view refreshing in the article, Council of the Pecans, then in “Braiding Sweetgrass” skipped over it and another essay I had previously read online about the human defilement of Syracuse’s Onondaga Lake. I would recommend Kimmerer’s new book to anyone, even political enemies who may yet see the ray of light shining in from a sacred faraway place where plants and animals, wind and water and the landscape are viewed a brothers and sisters, not servile beasts to be raped and pillaged for profit. Kimmerer fears it may already be too late. So do I. But it’s never too late to read the likes of her when searching for new wisdom and alternative thinking. What a sweet breath of fresh air she is. “Braiding Sweetgrass” is a great coffee-table book, one you shouldn’t blow through quickly. No, you’ll get much more out of it by just reading a chapter here and there and probing the depths of each dynamic message.

So now let me close with a few observations about that archaeological dig I observed intermittently between trips to the hospital in Springfield the past two weeks. The site is located close to Interstate 91 between home and hospital, and it just so happened to be on land deeply stained with my DNA and quite familiar for many other reasons. Led by Dr. Richard Michael Gramly — a respected, published Harvard PhD and American Society for Amateur Archaeology founder — his sophisticated work crew included a star-studded cast of experienced excavators, all of them present on their own dime, donating their time and paying out of pocket for lodging. Also randomly visiting the site on various days were many world-renowned experts in the field of Paleo archaeology, all of them passing through to observe the dig and add perspective. Among the diggers toiling for 14 days in the hot sun were respected authors, college professors, museum curators, magazine editor/publishers, and learned archaeological “hobbyists,” some retired for years and carrying PhD’s in other fields, not to mention brains bulging with valuable archaeological-excavation experience.

Why were these folks there, straddling the Whately/Deerfield line between barns filled with drying field tobacco and a long tall mound of dirt covering an important Paleo site discovered in 1978, yet still waiting for interpretation? Because, according to scholar Duncan Caldwell and other unimpeachable on-site sources, it may be the most important Paleo site in America this side of the Mississippi River. Google Mr. Caldwell, who I personally met and took on a brief tour last week, if there are any doubts about his credibility. He may be the world’s most respected Paleo authority. He left the site Friday headed for Columbia University, where he was scheduled for a guest lecture before departing for his winter Paris home.

Among the participating “amateur” archaeologists, all of them veterans of many Gramly digs worldwide, was a retired Connecticut brain surgeon and his wife — she perhaps the preeminent authority on Northeastern lithics — as well as a retired PhD chemist with degrees from Dartmouth and Cornell who’s been with Gramly from the start. That’s just a few. There were many, many others folks with equally impressive archaeological credentials.

All I can say is that now that I’ve seen “amateurs” in action, maybe I’ll get a chance to observe a “professional” dig. You know, one led by academics and state officials who delight in throwing spiteful stones at Gramly and his impeccable entourage. For me, seeing is believing and, my oh my, did I ever get an eyeful between trips to my son’s hospital bed. So stay tuned. I’m just getting started. Promise. Unless the state archaeological junta can succeed in silencing the messenger and keeping important prehistoric discoveries buried under long, lean mounds of dirt they ordered dumped.

The ice is broken. For that we can thank a daring and enthusiastic man named R.M. Gramly, a Harvard man who’s a rebel and a scholar. He’s twice displayed the courage to defy bureaucratic opposition and explore the important site, previously in 1995. And although he’s passed 70 and says he doesn’t intend to return in a leadership role, someone undoubtedly will,  maybe one of his protégés. Let’s hope so.

Candid Camera

The sky was gray, swallows skimming the hayfield, flying low, their glee palpable — swooping, darting, looping, but mainly hugging the surface, devouring insects in midair. The lively activity had Chub-Chub all revved up, sprinting, bouncing, cutting left and right like a gifted NFL receiver adding to his yards-after-catch in the open field. What a beautiful sight to observe, the athletic 2-year-old Springer Spaniel doing what he’s bred to do: chase birds. Even the birds, barn swallows I think, seem to enjoy the little game, staying just out of reach, teasing and tantalizing Chubby like that mechanical rabbit out in front of the field at greyhound tracks, never a chance of getting caught.

Actually, swallows aren’t the only attraction in the bottomland hayfields I frequent. There are also sparrow-like field-nesters that sit tight and flush only when the dogs get right in their kitchen. I find it curious how Chubby watches but really hasn’t shown much interest in those birds. Lily, on the other hand, aggressively seeks them out daily, has for months, loves to follow her nose into tight flushes. Then the chase begins, an all-out sprint. Hey, she once even caught one a month or so back, it must have been defective in some way. Strong survive, weak perish: of yes, the golden rule of nature. Plus there’s always the scent of turkeys and Canada geese, especially on damp, gray, low-pressure mornings that keep scent clinging to the ground, even though the birds are long gone by the time we arrive, their lingering scent still worthy of investigation by tail-wiggling bird dogs.

I think “the kids” know bird season is near. They’re not alone. I too am anticipating it. But we’re not there yet. No, bear season opened Tuesday, and it just so happens that I’ve run into tidbits of information here and there. So, let’s start with a follow-up on that bear that deposited the scat pile I discovered and wrote about last week, then move on to an interesting little tale I bumped into during an impromptu chat with a farm hand who hunts and has trail-cameras in the woods on the east side of the Connecticut River. The young, sociable man had not only an interesting tale to tell but photos to boot, a wonderful development for a man like me, always searching. I’ve learned that you never know what you’re going to run into if you just keep dropping one foot in front of the other, observing, your mind traipsing off into dark, dusty, hidden chambers, the moods running the gamut from utter despair to titillating euphoria.

But back to that bear scat I discussed last week. It seems the neighbors have been aware of that bear’s presence awhile, have seen it coming in and out of the Greenfield Meadows cornfields between roads named Colrain, Plain and Meadow Lane. Although the black beast’s around, I can’t say I’ve seen any more sign of him since he left that humongous, sculpted calling card for me last week. My guess is that I haven’t seen the last of this creature, though — just a hunch.

As for the farm hand’s tale, well, he stopped his small green tractor when we by chance met in a short wooded lane between a vast hayfield and a secluded three-acre plot known for ages to the owners as Hideaway. He was on his way in to mow clover, timothy and other grasses that have grown about knee-high between rows of Christmas trees, I departing. We often chat in passing, usually about wildlife developments around Sunken Meadow. I most often find him down there in the lower level. Not this time. No sir. This meeting occurred up above, where I immediately noticed some sort of a rectangular, camouflage contraption that looked like a cell phone attached to his belt. I could see he wanted to talk and allowed him room to preface his tale uninterrupted, me just standing, listening and waiting for the story to bloom. When he got to the meat and potatoes about a mysterious woodland pest that had disrupted his trail-cam, he reached for the cell phone, removed it from his belt and started sliding through screens of photos from a trail-cam card.

First, though, a little background, beginning with his trip into the woods over Labor Day Weekend to tidy up a couple of deer stands not far west of the sandy, tick-infested plain made famous by tower-toppling Sam Lovejoy in 1974. One of his setups was a tall ladder stand, the other a portable tree stand he was upgrading. It was near the tree stand that he had installed the trail-cam that captured the shots he shared with me. The camera was chained waist-high around a medium-sized oak to discourage theft. When he scanned the area looking it from the tree his stand was fastened to, he couldn’t easily locate it and immediately suspected something wasn’t right. Then, when he finally pinpointed what he believed to be the right tree, he could not see the camera and went to investigate, suspecting mischief. As it turned out, he had the right tree, and upon closer inspection, the camera was still chained to it. The problem was that it had been pushed down to the base, the camera face-down on the ground. Hmmmmm? This really piqued his curiosity, knowing a small critter like a squirrel had zero chance of accomplishing such a defiant feat.

Hopefully, the camera would solve the mystery, and indeed it had captured the entire process in vivid color. The culprit was a large male bear or boar of bruin, which must have been camera-shy; either that or unfriendly to new territorial invaders. The scene made it clear that the beast wanted no part of the unusual unidentified object chained to a tree on its turf and thus proceeded to do all in its power to remove it, possibly because it or the area carried detectable human scent.

The photos showed several shots of the bruin so close to the lens that it was impossible to identify the dark, furry vandal. But finally appeared a clear shot of the beast peeking around a smaller oak tree facing the camera, then subsequent shots of it standing up on its hind legs to scratch its back on the rough red-oak trunk, a comical sight to behold. When the big fella had soothed its itch, it visited the camera, which showed a close-up of the animal’s ear, followed by a blurry paw, then a view of the stony earth and dirty darkness. The photo dates indicated that the big bear comes through the area every two or three weeks, which could change once the acorns mature and drop. The young man hopes to get a crack at that large, territorial beast but would prefer it to arrive well before dark. The problem is that such a kill will create a difficult chore of dragging its carcass from woods, a project always complicated by darkness.

Perhaps my buddy’s chances are slim because he’s dealing with a smart animal that’s grown large for good reason. Photos display a beast that is intelligent, cautious, and definitely knows his terrain better than any man ever will.

But, hey, there’s room for optimism, given what my buddy knows. Sometimes even wise old creatures make silly mistakes, especially when chasing women. That’s what my buddy will be hoping for — one of those right-place, right-time scenarios we have all experienced or at caught wind of.

Omen Bruin?

Does a bear spit in the woods? You betcha! Sunken Meadow, too.

As usual, I would have walked right past the large, tidy pile along the edge of a thin swamp Monday morning had it not been for the grande dame herself, Springer Spaniel Lily, 9, who on her daily ramble around the plot smelled something new and intriguing, stopped, wheeled back, nose high and dropped it to the ground through tall weeds to a dense red-clover underbody. When I took a look, sure enough, bear scat piled like a dish of hard ice cream. Dr. Oz would have sung praise to the heavens, ladies giggling, for such a healthy specimen. I called Lily off before she did anything nasty with it and we moved right along, me with something new to ponder. Hmmmm? Why was that bear patrolling my haunts? Then I thought back maybe 10 minutes. We were passing two large red oaks standing tall and proud near the top of the escarpment lip looking down over Sunken Meadow, not 200 feet from the pile. After passing those two trees daily for months without giving them much notice, Lily had caught wind of something there and was actually interested enough to bust through the dense, tangled perimeter and venture some 20 or 30 feet through thin, mature hardwoods before looping back to rejoin me and Chub-Chub. Maybe it was faint old bear scent she had detected. Perhaps the ground below those two oaks was littered with acorns, although, curiously, I had seen or stepped on none recently that I could remember.

Of course, there are many other potential bear lures nearby, including a vegetable garden that drew a big bruin last year around this time, plus many expansive, ripe cornfields, some large beech trees, and a large riverside apple tree that’s overburdened with green fruit, many drops below. Yes, several potential reasons for a bear visit.

Plus, there’s always the bear-season factor. Could it possibly be that it was a wise old beast which sensed the opening of bear season next week, thus is taking precautions to get out of harm’s way in bottomland marshes. Who knows? Unlike award-winning scientists whose observations are constricted by narrow academic disciplines, I never rule anything out in the world of the unknown. In fact, just this week I read a fascinating Orion Magazine piece by Robin Wall Kimmerer, and Indian professor who suggests that pecan and other trees and plants are capable of communicating with each other, a claim that would for sure incite doctrinaire pleas to commit her for 30 days observation. But Kimmerer isn’t crazy, she just harbors a world view that doesn’t fit the consciousness of our “corporatocracy,” that coalition of government, banks and corporations that fuels wars and destroys the planet for profit.

But enough of that, back to the bear. I came equipped for a little field research Tuesday, toting along a small digital camera just in case there was anymore sign to evaluate. Plus, I wanted to check for acorns on the ground below those two large oaks, which, to my surprise, were barren. Definitely not what I expected. I have noticed acorns elsewhere and received random email reports indicating it’s a good year for them in the hills. Not in Sunken Meadow, where they don’t seem to be on the ground below or the branches of those two majestic red oaks. On the other hand, the most accessible beech tree appeared to be full of nuts clinging to the branch tips in golden-brown, thorny clusters. I assume those husks and the tiny, three-sided nuts inside will soon be scattered below on the ground. For that matter, they may already be there. I confess I didn’t bother busting through the dense wild-rose-bush border to explore the ground closer to the massive trunk of that tall, smooth, gray tree, a large leader of which used to reach out over the meadow before Irene’s powerful winds snapped it off.

From the lack of new sign Tuesday and Wednesday, my guess is that the bear, probably a lone bruin, was just passing through overnight Sunday and didn’t stick around, because there is no additional evidence along my trodden trail. I would have snapped a shot of the scat pile had it not been flattened by a tractor that mowed between the Christmas trees. Lily discovered it, dropped her head and slid down on her back, ready to roll with carnal glee before I ordered, “Leave it!” and we moved along, her with a manageable mess to clean. I knew there was an easy solution. At the tall apple tree overlooking Green River, I picked up a golf-ball-size green apple, teased slightly scat-smeared Lily with it and tossed it into the water for her to retrieve. By the time she returned with it, laid down and devoured it, what scat she had picked up seemed to be gone.

I didn’t venture into the swamp t’other side the beaver dam to search for additional bear sign, but did examine the tilled western edge of the upper cornfield and found not a track. I’d guess there’s corn damage nearby and hope the big fella doesn’t visit my yard anytime soon. If he does, I will definitely have a chainsaw project on my hands. A large limb reaching southwest over the road from my apple tree is heavy with fruit and will easily snap off if a bear climbs it for dinner. I won’t worry about it, though. If a bear doesn’t break it, I’ll have to prune it anyway come winter.

Before I go, a surreal little tale worth sharing. When it happened just after 1 o’clock Saturday afternoon, I went to the other end of the house to get my wife and show her the aftermath of the spooky scenario I had heard unfold on my porch. When I asked her if she thought I should write about it, she looked at me bemusedly and said, “Yeah, why not?” Because, I told her, readers may think I’m nuts. But I’ll take my chances. So here it is, a true, fresh story, beginning from the source.

My last two trips through the Bookmill in Montague turned up some interesting reading, two paperback books about Indians familiar to me since boyhood. One of them, “Black Elk Speaks,” is about the father of a Sioux actor with whom I as a young boy ate a buffalo burger below Mount Rushmore. The other, “Son of Mashpee,” is the biography of Earl Mills Sr., who I had heard much about from my dad. Mills was my dad’s football teammate at Arnold College in Milford, Conn. Since 1957, he has been known to the Wampanoag Nation as Chief Flying Eagle.

Having just read about the genesis of this chief’s name and flipped to Page 82, I heard what sounded like a door slamming loudly, followed by a furious sweeping or rustling across the porch floor, then total silence in the hot summer air. “Joey,” I hollered, thinking maybe my wife had on an afternoon whim decided to sweep the porch. When there was no answer, I knew she wasn’t responsible. Curious, I rose from my chair and walked to the porch to investigate. It had to have been some sort of critter. I looked through the door and saw nothing unusual, but when I opened it, I soon discovered what appeared to be a young crow propped up on partially opened wings, head up, back facing me a step down on the stone terrace. When I noticed the wide white band across the end of its half-fanned, V-shaped tail, I knew it was no crow and took a step down to get a closer look. The bird turned its head and I could see it was a hawk or falcon with a distinctive hooked, meat-tearing beak. I didn’t have time to investigate further because the stunned bird regained its wits, took flight, and attempted to fly into a ballroom window before vanishing over the roof toward Smead Hill. Weird, huh? Could it have been some sort of an omen from the Wampanoag Nation? Was Mills dead, his spirit in the neighborhood? My wheels were spinning to a shrill scream. The bird was not recognizable to me, yet for some reason, as I read about the naming of Chief Flying Eagle, it tried to enter my dining room.

Blown away, I walked out to my wife and brought her to the scene. When we arrived, I found three tiny feathers, probably from the bird’s head, stuck to the upper pane of the two-light, double-hung window closest to the screen door. I fetched a digital camera and snapped off a few quick photos, but being no photographer, they came out blurry. Then, just for posterity, I pulled the three little feathers off the glass and dropped them deep between pages of the book close to its spine. I Googled Mills, found that he’s 84, alive and well. So I dropped him an as-yet unanswered email attempting to arrange a fall rendezvous. I’d like to meet the man, will probably bring my dad along. My brother lives in nearby Plymouth.

What can I say? You can’t make it up. In my mind, the afternoon visit from that young, never-to-be- identified raptor could not have been a coincidence; not given the circumstances. No, to me it felt like an omen, of what I cannot say. I’ve read about many similar occurrences in Indian mythology, and they always captivate my imagination, get me thinking, wondering why we ever assumed we’d be better off without the indigenous North Americans that were here to greet us. And when I race off on that tangent, I admit it’s hard not to conclude that we may have been better off had we let them show us how to live on their homeland.

So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Stinkbait Cider

Fruit season is upon us along with the Full Sturgeon Moon, said to be a blue moon despite being the only full moon we’ll see this month. Why? Well, occasionally we have an extra, fourth moon during a three-month season and it and the one that follows are considered blue. That’s the situation this summer. So, yes, you can call that warm, bright, waning moon in the southern midnight sky blue, even though to me it appears joyous.

Something interesting about Indian moon names that correspond with important seasonal plants, crops, fish, animals and activities is that they were of a regional flavor, with slight variations even among tribal brothers right here in the Pioneer Valley. For example, unlike their northern kin the Pocumtuck and Norwottuck here in Franklin/Hampshire, the Agawams of Hampden County were below the sugar-maple line of demarcation, thus had no moon associated with the gathering of maple syrup like their abutting northern brothers. The same held true across the continent, where north, south, east and western tribes depended on different plants, animals, nuts, berries, fruits and roots for sustenance, thus their moons carried many different but related names. But enough on moons — back to fruit, which, judging from the two apple trees with which I am most familiar, seems to be bountiful this year. Worth noting is the fact that neither of my most familiar trees, one reaching out over to the road passing my front yard, receives any human assistance and are thus in my mind “wild,” mine sporting red apples, the other green, both carrying heavy fruit that’s straining their limbs after a barren 2012.

I must admit I was interested indeed to discover while patrolling the Heath Fair Saturday afternoon that I’m not the only one monitoring my roadside apple tree, which in my memory has never held so many apples. Old cider distiller and softball pal Steve Coutu of Colrain’s been watching it, too, and told me so. He also said that back in his distilling days, apples like those stressing out my tree’s limbs were his favorite. When I invited him to come on down and take all he wanted, then bring me back a couple of jugs of hard stuff to squirrel away in my damp, dusty cellar wine-and-preserve closet at the base of an eight-foot-square brick chimney, he chuckled and admitted he no longer dabbles. Oh well, I guess times change as gray hair blooms. What a shame. I’ve sampled old “Whack-Whack’s” hard cider and would love to have a couple of glass gallon jugs — you know, the ones with those little thumb handles on their short necks — in reserve for special occasions with old friends or special guests, likely enjoying the home-brew in front of a warm, crackling taproom fire as mischievous tavern spirits dance to finger-picking Mississippi John Hurt’s “Hot Time in the Old Town,” “Nobody’s Dirty Business” or “Candy Man” on Pres Speakers. Ah yes, they say fantasy is healthy for the sick mind. I would guess I qualify. Then again, I suppose some would call me sick in the head while others view me quite normal. It’s all relative, but way too late to change now. So why even attempt to smooth off those corners to squeeze myself into that tidy round hole bored into red sandstone ledge years ago by industrious “good boys” from old Troop Wequamps or whatever it was called? All I know is it wasn’t for me. We all make choices in life and, like them, I have no regrets about the path I selected and still prefer to travel. Different strokes for different folks. But wouldn’t it be nice if conventional folks would accept autonomy? Don’t worry, I won’t hold my breath waiting. Such straight and narrows view autonomy as a dangerous form of anarchy and are not hesitant to lather up evangelical mobs to a boisterous, rising crescendo of worship in the Sunday chapel during frothy tirades against acts of individual sovereignty, a concept oh so threatening to those shepherding obedient flocks.

Oooops! There I go again. How’d we get onto that topic? Time to leap back into placid waters — far, far away from those troubling images of racks, gallows, scaffolds, faggot-ringed wooden stakes and shallow stoning pits of Christian infamy. How about catfish derbies? Is that benign enough for the pale, timid and compliant? Yes sir, so let’s go there.

It’s funny how these tales get started. You see, last week when I couldn’t squeeze into this weekly space a quick, last-minute reminder of last weekend’s fourth-annual Last-Cast Catfish Derby — founded and run by brothers Gary and Eric Hallowell and headquartered at the Turners Falls Rod & Gun Club on the northern shores of Barton Cove — I was feeling guilty and didn’t have enough material for a full second column inside. Puzzled by the dilemma, I brought the information to work, handed it to a hard-working colleague I call the “Big Boiczyk” and asked him to post it in the Bulletin Board on our sport pages. A first for him, a native no less, he studied the poster and press release and was immediately intrigued; so much so that he quickly engaged a news scribe from the other end of the newsroom and me in lively conversation about the fine art of catfishing. When he had formed a clear picture of what such extravaganzas are about — the lanterns, stinkbait, coolers and wee-hour campfire conversation — he proposed to the news scribe that they gather a last-minute gang and enter, said it sounded like a splendid way to spend a Saturday night off with the fellas; yes, right up his alley. The newsroom discussion appeared to have potential and even sprouted temporary legs that were promising before petering out and never making it out of the workplace. No, predictably, the fanciful adventure never materialized, but I wouldn’t count it out for next year. Trust me. Just a hunch.

What would lead me to such a conclusion, you ask? Well, upon arriving for my shift Monday evening, the weekend in the rear-view, there on my desk chair sat a couple of sheets of face-down paper the Big Boiczyk had somehow missed. I picked them up, read them over, uttered a little chuckle and handed them to him, tanned to a deep workingman’s red. What I had was a list of Last-Cast winners, a quick little press release and a photo (above) of grand-prize winner ($100) Leonard Lenois of Erving proudly displaying his lunker, 18.49-pound channel cat and wearing that twilight twinkle in his eyes that any night creature worth his salt has seen many times. Or would you call it a glaze? Ahhh, why quibble over irrelevant semantics? Call it what you want to, but my guess is that with a year to float the idea and solidify plans, the Big Boiczyk may yet assemble a catfishing crew for a “Life & Times” or “Outdoors” feature that could develop into something borderline acceptable for a family newspaper. No, it wouldn’t surprise me one bit if he assembles a capable and incorrigible crew. He’s shown what I interpret as genuine enthusiasm for the concept, even though he works the family farm and the derby happens to fall during the peak of the season. Hey, that’s o excuse. He used to take time off to attend NASCAR in New Hampshire in a happy-hour Winnebego.

The clincher may be that he asked his dad if he had ever been catfishing, the answer was yes and he even remembered using salt pork for bait. I told him that grizzled veterans would admit salt pork works but not nearly as good as ripe, rancid meat stored in a covered galvanized pail left hanging in the sun for a few days off a clothesline post. As you can imagine, one whiff of the contents of such a pail opened on the convivial riverbank for the first time is apt to water your eyes, gag you and much worse upon pulling off the squeaky-tight cover. That’s why they call it “stinkbait,” the real deal, the type crusty old trappers used to store double- and triple-bagged out in the old, rusty freezer in the barn, right next to the buttery, itself most often ripe indeed.

As for Lenois’ derby-winning 18.49-pound catfish, it seems to me that it’s a big Channel Cat, significantly larger than others I recall winning derbies over the past 30-some years. But I’m no expert and have not myself caught a catfish since fishing the Mississippi River as a schoolboy with my mother’s cousin, John Berg, who owned a Stockton, Ill., gun and tackle shop. Although my memory has at times proven to be not quite as reliable as I believe it to be, and there’s no easy way to check records from previous derbies, my sense is that this could be the biggest catfish I’ve ever reported. I may be wrong, but it seems to me that previous winners have ranged between 13 and 15 pounds, so 18½ is big, as the photo displays.

As much as I’d like to jump into recent reading that’s troubling indeed, and/or adventures with the grandsons, who have been with me a week now, I’m outta time and space. Off I go, probably to the Green River with dogs and kids. I’ll splash around with them, admire the kids’ youthful energy and know full well that their teenage years will soon be upon us, dramatically changing riverside and other dynamics.

Afraid? Worried?

Hell no! I can’t wait to give them a little grandfatherly advice; you know, the type guardians of freedom would vociferously object to.

Summer Breeze

The chimney sweep’s come and gone, a half-moon shines, the marsh is turning purple and fall is in the air.

Ah, what a difference a day makes. Just another miracle of the life we take for granted, a life governed by nature and wicked, greedy, cookie-cutter men pulling diabolical strings. But why dwell on the obvious and depressing? Let’s keep it happy.

I suspected it pointless to sit here when I did noontime Tuesday to compose my thoughts following a muggy, rainy, thought-provoking romp. I had seen the forecast and knew better weather was on the horizon, a change that would likely alter my perspective. But trust me, somehow I’ll find my way back, a transition to those original thoughts. And besides, what’s a freakin’ day between friends? Bear with me.

So, yeah, here I sit Wednesday morning, having just returned from the same expansive green hayfield visited yesterday at the same time. One difference was that as I rose out of the first shallow dip and climbed the subtlest of slopes to the second double-rutted farm road I daily cross — Chub-Chub racing toward the narrow riverside cornfield carrying high and proud a fat yellow castoff cuke — and there, in the rich verdant distance stood a dozen or so gray geese, harbingers of a season the clear windy air smelt of. Then began my constant gourd games, those of innate curiosity, games I know well by now and become better acquainted with by the day, the week, the month, the year, then off to the grave I guess, not a thing you can do to stop it. My question of the moment was: How long before Lily and Chubby — both out of sight in the tall corn, probably chasing turkey scent they daily hunt so furiously — discovered the tall, still, alert geese I was trying to skirt as they stood cautiously content to let me pass?

My guess was that Chub-Chub would catch wind of them first. He covers much more ground than his 9-year-old mom these days out of sheer youthful enthusiasm and love of untethered freedom in vast acreage — woods here, croplands there, strips of trees, marshy fingers, beaver ponds, a rattling river, and scent scattered about like blithe spirits of the dead. No sooner had that thought passed through my mind and here comes Chubby, identifiable by his distinctive walnut-brown head and an off-center vertical sliver of broken white running down his forehead and nose, headed straight at the flock. Despite being more than 100 yards cross-downwind of the geese, he already had a noseful and was on a hell-bent mission from Satan, one that was not undetected by the skittish geese, who started getting fidgety and ran a bit before finally taking flight, Chubby right on their fanned tails. The birds flew over a hazardous paved road before circling back and Chubby wanted to give chase before I gave him an authoritative whistle to turn back. As he sprinted toward me, I extended my right arm out front like I had just pitched a softball, then pulled it slowly back toward my hip, a signal directing him to a familiar spot between my parted, standing knees. He arrived, stopped on a dime, spun an athletic half-circle and sat for a brief, panting, affectionate petting of his breast bone before sprinting off toward the cornfield. He disappeared and soon exited with Lily, both looking for me, their tails wiggling furiously in unison. Our walk had begun, a joyful bounce in both dogs’ step, mine too, under cool grey skies.

So here I sit, right where I left off Tuesday, sort of. Yeah, sort of. Always sort of. Depending, I suppose, on what I’m reading at the time. Yesterday it was Henry Miller, today Haniel Long, before that Cora Morris, prior who knows? Maybe Thoreau on birds, Joyce railing against the Catholic Church or education, our own Edward Bellamy’s utopian society, and on and on and on. I even have a fresh, unexpurgated edition of Lawrence’s “Son’s and Lovers” sitting right here in the bookcase, found it on my weekly run through the Bookmill, a weekly stops. Seems I always find something at that old riverside gristmill, most recently a book I had not heard of in my Indian-spirituality study: “Stories From North American Mythology,” a rare 1924 hardcover published by Boston’s Marshall Jones Company. I paid dearly for it, a good purchase nonetheless, regardless of what my wife thinks. Hopefully someday my grandsons will sell it for three times what I paid, but I do hope they read it first. Really. You can’t beat the Indians’ way of thinking, in my mind. Just me. But let’s not digress. I could get carried away. Back to where it all began: noontime Tuesday, a warm rain falling, wet hair brushed neatly behind my ears after a quick shower following a snappy walk with the dogs around Sunken Meadow — the damp, musky smell overwhelming, a thinking-man’s air, thought-provoking indeed.

The image I couldn’t shake that day was a familiar, white, plastic, four-legged utility sink installed in the laundry room during renovation of my old South Deerfield home some 25 years ago. To that work station I took my messiest washing chores, half-filling the 20-gallon cauldron, squishing out a generous squirt of industrial-strength soap and going right to town on whatever it was I had to scrub, the shiny, brown, speckled linoleum floor underfoot no concern, so easy to clean no matter how splashy I got. As a boy I remember that same space as a dark, dirt-floor shed with a rickety, railing-ed walkway leading back to another worn, dusty but sturdy staircase that took a right turn up to the second-storey shed and the upstairs back door. But let’s not get distracted by distant Pleasant Street memories. That old shed has absolutely nothing to do with where I’m headed. No, just a flashback I decided to share before sketching the salient image that consumed me during that rainy ramble: that of pulling the plug from that utility sink and watching the water swirl rapidly down the drain, appearing to accelerate before concluding with a prolonged, disgusting belch not unlike the sound I make when playfully pronouncing the first syllable of a Hampshire County town first called Cold Spring, where Greenfield’s first minister, Rev. Billings, moved to town from.

The sight of water spiraling down a powerful upside-down cyclone in that old sink came to mind as I approached my parked truck and decided to hurry home and record my thoughts before they disappeared forever down that drain. Yes, it had gotten intense indeed and was, in my opinion anyway, worth capturing during these lean days of local sports activity in Recorder land. I didn’t even want to shower for fear my thoughts would flitter off elsewhere as they often do, especially when making discoveries during provocative reading binges. But I was confident I could recapture most of it. Who knew? Maybe I could even expand upon it once seated in my sacred little cubby of creativity, better still in winter with a toasty fire crackling behind me.

There’s no denying the impetus for my thought train was Henry Miller, that painfully honest and sometimes naughty 20th century American author I’ve been exploring again. Having blown through my first read of “The Books in My Life” and wanting more Miller, I dug out “Black Spring” for a second read in three years and was spellbound in the fourth chapter, A Tailor Shop, when, before 9 a.m., a robust knock on the dining-room door announced the expected chimney-sweep’s arrival. A pleasant young goateed chap with the devil in his eye, I enjoy chatting with him, winding him up, so to speak, a Vermonter to the core. In an hour the kid swept clean the chimney supporting two woodstoves — one upstairs, one down — repaired with a dab of stove cement a loose piece of gasket hanging from inside the downstairs stove’s windowed door, and was on his way to his next job with a $155 check for Friends of the Sun in tow. Oh well, beats the alternative, I guess. We all know the pathetic image: a couple of tall, lonely chimneys protruding like war ruins from a stone-clad rubble pit.

But enough of that, though, back to irascible Miller, an American literary giant few seem to have read. No, not even American intellectuals from the best schools, they focused instead on the likes of Updike and Kingsolver, Kidder and McPhee, McCarthy and you name it, all conventional voices who play by the rules, sell truckloads of books and have not nearly as much to say as Miller. In my mind, it’s not even close. I have read them all and they pale in comparison to Miller, a behemoth in a thin field of truly great American literary artists. I recall reading a Barbara Kingsolver interview a few years back where she claimed her novels were not autobiographical, just playful creations of her imagination. I didn’t believe a word of it, never will and — despite her status as a contributing editor for Orion magazine, which I faithfully read and hold deep reverence for — I have never read another word by her because of this perceived dishonesty. My feelings about her mirror the ones I harbor for a therapist or marriage counselor with whom I once spun off into convivial conversation at a party I attended with my wife. When he asked for my world view and I wandered into existentialism, he looked me square in the eye with a concerned countenance reminiscent of straight, stern classroom pedagogues I grew to know and hate, and said in a condescending manner that, “Existentialism is passé.” Never again did I seek him out for discussion or, when trapped, listen to a word he said. Conversation between us was pointless. He, a therapist or shrink no less, was a waste of time. Oh my! And he gets paid for his advice? Horrors! Oh well, I guess there’s always pills, if that’s the remedy you’re seeking: what I refer to as the impersonal, pharmaceutical solution; better still, the way it is.

I can’t imagine Henry Miller viewing existentialism as passé. No, the man was cut from different cloth, his novels all autobiographical, which he’s not a bit ashamed to admit. In “The Books of My Life,” he claims somewhere that fiction is always closer to reality than fact, which sounds about right to me. Plus it reminds me of something I myself often tell folks who respond to something I’ve written that touches them where they like being touched. I tell them that what they’ve read is only part of the tale, that the best stories can never be told. Well, at least not in the newspaper. Those stories are reserved for “fiction.” Yeah, that kind of fiction. Not Kingsolver’s brand. She makes it all up. Yeah, right!

Which somehow brings me to a dynamic late-night conversation I enjoyed with a European lady a couple of months ago. A German social psychologist teaching at a New York college, she had been through some of my musings in a blog attached to my inn website, recognized me as a political ally, and was anxious to chat, starting with, of all things, my education. She wondered what had soured me so on school. What were my most unpleasant experiences? When I told her I felt confined in the classroom, stifled by rules and regs, suffocated by structure, formula, the beaten path, bored by chalkboard drones who snored at their desks during tests, she totally understood, said the German classroom was much different, that critical thinking was a valued component of her education. In America, she said, standardized testing drives many of the brightest, most dynamic students and critical thinkers to the periphery, where they become intellectual outliers viewed by Boy Scouts and Chamber of Commerce men as eccentric, if not downright weird.

I admitted enrolling in college for the wrong reasons — to play baseball and carouse — went to tell her of flunking out, taking up land-surveying for a year and heading west on a Jack Kerouac journey starting in suburban Chicago and continuing west on a raucous joyride through the Midwest to Wyoming. There we stopped for a memorable weekend before descending to Denver on a Greyhound bus for a six-week Colorado Highway Patrol fundraising gig. Stranded there alone after my friend was fired, I learned more living six weeks in the dregs of Denver’s East Colfax Avenue than I could have learned in any college, I said. Not only that, but I could write a book about the one wild weekend I spent in Rock Springs, Wyo.

Though a card-carrying college professor, she smiled warmly, wasn’t insulted and opined that life is always the best teacher. In fact, she said she’d love to read such a book because, “That’s precisely what I study, you know, social psychology. My brother works on the clinical side. I can’t take it. Too depressing. Some of the best social psychology is found in literature.”

Well, that really sliced open a bulging artery that wanted to squirt blood to the heavens, not by accident, I would surmise. Remember, it’s what she does. So off we raced into dynamic discussion of Hamsun and Kafka and Zola and Nietzsche and Joyce. No, not so much as a mention of Henry Miller, who, though one of them, seems to be always left out. Had I mentioned Miller, though, her likely response would have been a shy, bewildered grin, like, “Who?” But Miller is a master of the psychological literary genre Hamsun is said to have fathered. A New York City man, he has plenty to say, much of it still relevant in bold, black letters, yet his writings were once banned in the English language and remain largely neglected. American students with fancy English and liberal-arts degrees have never read and barely heard of him. I know. I have asked many. The typical response is a blank, sheepish stare, a shrug of the shoulders and something like, “I don’t know why I haven’t read him.” I know why. He was kept from them, just like UMass tried to keep Hamsun from me. I just happened by chance to be lucky enough to have chosen a rebel creative-writing professor who had recently returned from Vietnam with attitude. Angry at what he had seen, transient and defiant, he kept Hamsun’s “Pan,” on our reading list over the objections of the English Department chair, and I have forevermore been the beneficiary.

Take this for what it’s worth, but my advice is to buy yourself a cheap copy of “Black Spring,” which Miller identifies as his best work, and read A Tailor Shop, about the one his father owned in New York City when he was a boy. A microscopic view of New York City society circa 1915, it’s a literary masterpiece, if you can comprehend it. If not, sad indeed, and predictable. Problem is your flock is furtively hidden by its sheep.

Airy Distractions

Whew! What a week, what a day and, finally, here I sit at my favorite perch, one distraction after another keeping me away Monday and Tuesday.

Still, the Spartan walnut chair softened by a thick red cushion is comfy, and life is good. The tall clock just struck noon as I walked from the shower to my raised flagstone terrace outside. There I discretely toweled off and brushed through the tangles in my wet, flowing locks. Truth told, it’s awfully late to start my column, which I prefer to pound out a day or two earlier, leaving time to pick away, tinker, add splashes of color here and there, maybe even occasional daggers for targets I suspect listen. No such luxuries this week. Nope. At this point I gotta just let ’er rip unfiltered and see where it goes. Ah, yes, dangerous indeed with a mischievous mind working. Then again, some with whom I most often correspond suggest I’m at my best when spontaneous, impulsive and raw. Although I can’t say I agree, there’s no choice today. Deadline is approaching like darkness to the  evening deer stand, twilight to the daybreak riffle.

I must say this new sliver of a Sturgeon Moon has brought in the most refreshing, invigorating air, crisp and clear on morning rambles with the dogs, the cool, refreshing summer breeze blowing from the north Monday and Tuesday when — ah! — it seemed life couldn’t be better, yard work notwithstanding. But, hey, even yard work ain’t bad in weather like this. Whether toiling with loppers, clippers or pruning saw to overfill the wheelbarrow or just out running the dogs in green, wild nirvana, I enjoy being alone with my thoughts, many of them, all connected; some appear and pass like a bad odor, others linger, intensify and design an intricate labyrinth to new frontiers; then even brief detours to troubling places, all of the thoughts swirling through your brain and sparking internal conversation during repetitious, mundane chores. Perhaps I shouldn’t admit that these days it seems some of my best conversations are with myself, always trying to complete the big picture, one with hidden chambers contributing to obvious conclusions. I call it processing thoughts, and for me it works best walking alone, even in the rain. What’s disheartening is the realization that just when you get to the point where you’ve figured it out and know you have much to live for, you know your days are numbered. Who knows what’s next? Hopefully we start where we left off.

But enough of that, back to the task at hand, which is shaping up as a ramble fueled by personal observations the past few days, not to mention internal queries, such as this Sturgeon Moon slouching like a vertical hammock in the night sky. The Indians associated this moon with sturgeon, so the month of August must have been significant in their relationship to this a strange, prehistoric-looking fish native to our Connecticut River. My question is why were sturgeon so important to the Indians, and what besides food did they provide? Just curious. Fact is, probably no one knows. Indians left no written history. But I sure would like to know because the unknown fascinates me more than the obvious.

Actually, I tried to get going on this weekly writing chore Tuesday afternoon around 3, two days of trimming hedges and tidying up the yard in the rear view. I sat down, wrote a paragraph I knew I wouldn’t be happy with as a lead, went into the kitchen to pour a fresh cup of coffee, returned to my desk and discovered that my computer had shut down and re-booted. Uh-oh, I thought, and, sure enough, after signing on, I was greeted by a disturbing message from my Norton anti-virus program. After a few unsuccessful tries to remedy the problem with quick-fix links, I knew my day was done and went through the familiar process of cleaning out temporary Internet files, running chkdsk, and performing a time-consuming full-system scan, which takes hours. Hopefully, those drastic measures would solve the problem and allow me to fire-up the machine Wednesday morning without further troubles. No such luck. When I returned home from work Tuesday just before midnight and checked the computer, I knew morning phone work would be necessary. Oh well, I’d get through it, and off to bed I trudged, stopping midway in the dining room to leave my clothes in a pile on the seat of a leather, burgundy wing chair, my Birkenstocks tucked underneath, out of the way.

Oh yeah. I left out the UPS delivery of a book that came to my doorstep Tuesday evening around 6, after I had departed for work. My wife accepted the package and left it out on the counter for me. She didn’t know I was expecting it: “The Books in My Life” by infamous American author Henry Miller, a controversial expatriate and wordsmith extraordinaire whose books were banned here and in England into the early Sixties. Tell me, how can a man wired like me, or any avid reader for that matter, not be attracted to novels the government wants hidden from the eyes of its citizens? In my way of thinking, that’s gotta be some mighty interesting reading. Just me, I guess. Anyway, I had several times in the past thought about buying the book before deciding it was too pricey. Then I finally broke down late last week and bought it online in paperback, which I’ll liberally mark up, unlike my hardcovers. Who knows? I may even wind up buying the hardcover if I decide it’s a must-have for posterity, not to mention future “corruption” of my grandsons.

Eager for a little taste of the book Wednesday morning before running the dogs and embarking on my column, I arose early and started reading out in the green parlor off the midriff inset porch before my wife got up, poured her coffee and started preparing for work in another room, out by the carriage sheds where she gets her morning boob-tube fix, usually the Today Show. She passed through a few times on her normal morning routine before cutting up a delicious cantaloupe and hollering goodbye on her way out the door to work. I heard her car start and saw it heading down the driveway when I caught a vaguely familiar sound I didn’t like. It sounded like a flat tire to me, so I jumped up and dialed her cell phone from the kitchen. She picked up on the third ring, had already figured out her problem and turned around to head home. She parked on flat ground in the driveway, left her car behind and drove my truck to work. So then, column and dogs looming larger by the second, I had an unwelcome project on my hands, one that promised to consume time I didn’t have. Just one of those weeks, I guess. Maybe that new Sturgeon Moon is the culprit.

With no time to waste, I fetched a four-way lug wrench propped against the carriage-shed wall by the red cupboard, laid it by the car and went into the barn — all the doors open to circulate dry, refreshing air throughout — where I retrieved a heavy hydraulic floor jack and one of the four studded snow tires stacked and inflated on rims along a cubby-hole wall. I then returned to the flat and loosened the five lug nuts before jacking the car up and removing the tire, which had picked up a small screw somewhere in my wife’s travels. I threw the flat in the trunk, put the snow tire on and drove up the Brook Road gorge to John Allen’s garage on the ridge above, where I left the tire, briefly exchanged pleasantries and headed back home to walk the dogs, clock ticking valuable minutes into oblivion.

But I still had to deal first with my computer issues. So, upon entering my home, I went inside, called Comcast and a rep gave me the toll-free Norton technical-support number, which I called and got a rep who asked a few questions before remotely commandeering my computer from afar, probably, judging by the name of the woman, in Bangladesh or somewhere not far from there. She assured me she’d have the problem fixed by the time I fed the dogs and returned from a brisk, two-mile romp with them. She didn’t lie. When I got back to my computer, sure enough, my old Norton software had been removed, replaced by a newer version and I was ready to roll once I ate some of that succulent neighborhood melon my wife had cut up, showered and dressed. Then the fun began: crafting a column on the heels of pig-piling distractions.

I had a few ideas: things like turkeys and cougars and the reserved Yankee way I learned from my grandfather and his spinster sister, both of whom I shared a home with as a boy but never really got to know before they were gone. Also — who knew? — maybe I’d even jump off to replay parts of a conversation I had this week with an aged neighborhood Yankee, whose “Patch” with a catchy name easily remembered by a rhyme attracted strawberry pickers. Plus, I was dying to say goodbye to Matt Wolfe, the biomass huckster who’s long gone and hard to find, likely cooking up another scheme for a less sophisticated, less alert community that asks few questions.

I started by writing a new lead segueing into the paragraph I had written the previous day, then was just getting started — into the swing, so to speak — when my phone rang and the Caller ID indicated it was an unfamiliar local number. I took a chance and, lo and behold,  none other than the Wolfe-slayer herself, lovable activist Janet Sinclair, a peach of a lady who spearheaded sharp, organized opposition that sent the wily Wolfe a fleein’, tail tucked nervously between his furry legs. Sinclair was chatty, just wanted to talk and tell me she had hoped to see me at the previous night’s party in Turners Falls that drew a big crowd and lots of high-spirited chatter. She said she was taking the high road, had absolutely no need to dance over the pro-biomass corpses.

“We won,” she said. “I couldn’t be happier. But why be rude and obnoxious?”

Good for her, a class act. History will smile upon her mission.

Well, supper time is near, then work, so I must cut it off here. I hope I haven’t bored you. I must throw something together to eat before my wife returns from work. Maybe I’ll even get a chance to look at the new Rolling Stone magazine that arrived in the mail. Or I suppose I could briefly revisit Henry Miller, the artist America tried and failed to silence. Miller was cut from a different bolt of cloth, one with which I am familiar and fond of. I met the first man to publish Miller in America, a brave activist with a bedrock spine. I didn’t know Miller but can tell from reading him that he never shied away from a friendship out of fear that he’d fall in love, and laughed out loud at the Dead-Bird Society perpetuating the Christian myth that birds mate for life and live out their lives in lonely solitude when a mate dies.

I hope to discover something worth sharing in “The Books in My Life.” We’ll see. I’ve learned to be careful after reading a man like Miller. His defiant style can rub off on a reader of my ilk and spin him off into dangerous rants that irk the Chamber or Commerce and meeting-house flocks. But what the heck. I’ve turned 60 and am way past the point of caring what others think of my more unpopular views — an admission that would likely humor those who know me best.

Yeah, I suppose those folks, my true friends, would just crack a subtle smile and ask with a wry, affectionate chuckle and a glint of sarcasm in their eye, “What else is new?”

Symbolic Sumac

This is not about the moon, though I suppose it could be, because it seems my Cancer existence is always backlit by lunar influence.

That beautiful, amber Full Buck Moon has passed and the clear starlit sky has left my midnight driveway darkened this week, a blackness that is palpable as I walk from the carriage sheds into the house each night after work. Soon the new Full Sturgeon Moon will appear as a faint, slouching sliver, probably casting a reddish summer hue. I can feel it, which is neither here nor there, but yes, the moon is always there for me, even when hidden, and capable of unleashing weirdness.

So who knows? Maybe this omnipresent lunacy is precisely what’s affecting me this week, the impetus for thoughts about symbolic patches of staghorn sumac I pass daily, the fruit ripening in stiff, upright drupes displaying various shades of vibrant red, the same color as the invisible new moon building energy, known also as the Red Moon, which is gaining subconscious momentum under dim, deep skies.

For some reason, I have since a boy been attracted to sumac stands. I might add that my first memories of the wild bushes had nothing to do with the plant or its drupes, but instead with associated wildlife sighting — particularly the startling sensuous stimuli that started with a furious rushing sound, then a flash, then disappearance like a midnight haymow spirit, quickly vanishing when you click on the light, leaving in its wake only haunting stillness. Later I came to recognize the soft harbinger drumming that hints all hell is about to break loose seconds before it does.

Yes, I guess I have always linked sumac to ruffed grouse — or partridge, or grey ghosts, or whatever you want to call them — beginning with those enlightened childhood days of free, unsupervised play and exploration in the mucky swamps, along brooks and ponds, through the pastures, their brushy perimeters and bordering woodlots, and up to secluded highland perches that kneaded it all into a panoramic view of a tiny world known by ancestors and the River Tribes who preceded them. For as long as I can remember I’d see sumacs, their autumn leaves a scarlet red, and immediately suspect partridge were lurking. I’d pause briefly and, sure enough, off they’d explode, one after another, usually bursting down the narrow power line leading north from the end of Graves Street, toward Boro’s and Yazwinski’s pastures, before disappearing with abrupt turns into colorful hardwoods shading dense undergrowth. Back then, we were almost as free as the birds, skipping off in whatever direction we pleased, spontaneously learning the landscape and its many hidden secrets, the route entirely our own. At some point, we always seemed to end up in the shelf-cave facing southwest from the North Sugarloaf point overlooking the notch, that low sunken ridge line attaching the two Sugarloafs, bordered west by Eastern Avenue, Decker Farm and Mountain Road, south of them the sacred little ballpark at the western base of Mt. Sugarloaf. There we honed our baseball skills, again unsupervised and free to learn the game on our own terms. Some boys developed into ballplayers and climbed the ladder quickly, others hit the wall and chased newfound dreams, some of which turned to nightmares. In the end, we all find our places, I guess, even the kids who can’t hit a baseball or prevent others from doing so; though it’s no secret that in this culture you have an unfair advantage when successful in the heroic arena. I’m not saying that’s the way it should be, just the way it is here in this hypnotized land of the free, home of the brave, Big Brother looming to the hardy cheer of frightened masses.

The sporadic sumac growing on that power line along the western base of North Sugarloaf was not the first I encountered. No, the first would have been a small patch in the narrow tree line between Sadoski’s and Dwyer Lot that leads south into the Bloody Brook swamp across the street from my childhood Pleasant Street home. My father always said there had been a barn there when he was a kid, and remnants bore him out. That thin brushy strip, now taller, still stands along the eastern edge of the grammar-school lot, following the third-base line of the youth-baseball diamond. To be honest, I cannot say I recall flushing partridge there when that open grammar-school lot was most often covered with silage corn. We may have flushed a few over the years, but partridge were rare there, where I vividly recall igniting an accidental fall blaze as a kindergartner and hiding under my upstairs bed as sirens and flashing lights approached. Actually, we were much more likely to encounter rabbits at that site, plenty of them, plus seasonal songbirds in the trees and occasional ringnecks feeding on fallen drupes. I had no clue back then that the sumac wildlife was after those long red clusters of berries extending from branches between rich green leaves. I just knew that where there were sumacs there always seemed to be critters. Plus both sites also contained wild grapes and blackberries, additional wildlife magnets.

My, how times have changed. Nowadays it seems I rarely flush partridge from sumacs, never from the neighborhood patches I pass daily. There just aren’t the partridge there used to be, most likely because the young forests of my youth are now much older and less attractive to foragers. Today, myself also 50 years older, the sumacs I pass remind me of something else entirely: the dysfunctional, budget-busting health-care system we’ve created to fatten Big Pharma, insurance companies, investors and their sacred profits, the lifeblood of predatory America. Yes, it’s true that a wild plant utilized by Indians for healthy tea, refreshing soft drinks, jams and jellies, cooking additives and medicine, not to mention dyes and powders and smoking-tobacco spice, is today considered invasive and worthy only of Roundup destruction: oh yes, the Monsanto solution. Think of it. Here we have a wild plant that annually produces antioxidant and antimicrobial berries that could be gathered as a free source of Vitamin C, yet this consumerist culture teaches us that it’s an invasive pest, better off dead, which sounds hauntingly similar to treatment of the indigenous tribes that once valued sumac as a gift from their Earth Mother.

What mainstream TV huckster in his right mind would today advocate gathering sumac or other free medicinal plants — “weeds” in modern pejorative vernacular — from along the roadside or t’other side of high, cheap, ugly wooden fences built around Walmart dumpsters to contain the stench? Only rare doctors would propose such cheap remedies, and those who do are called alternative or wacko or cuckoo or much, much worse by outspoken critics committed to the trusted pill-for-everything solution. I challenge you to find alternative doctors your insurance company will cover. Trust me, it ain’t easy, and the doctors know it. In a nutshell, if Big Pharma ain’t raking in dough, insurance companies don’t want to hear about it. Just the way it is in a land where money is God.

A late doctor friend of mine knew the truth even though he attended the finest colleges and medical schools Big Pharma could buy, and he worked for a mainstream practice. Not only that, I happen to still know such a doctor, a good friend who’s been blackballed and badmouthed by competitors and considered “loony” indeed by the HMO club. He told me long ago to change my diet and shopping routines, get more exercise, eat healthier and stay away from pills, all of which, according to him, have side effects you want no part of. He’s a scientist. Although I always listened to his advice, I never acted upon it until I started to age and felt my physical prowess fading. That’s when I started fine-tuning my listening skills during our discussions, some convivial, and decided to change my stubborn ways. Why didn’t I listen from the beginning? That’s a question I often ponder when I’m passing sumac drupes and rose hips, wild sources of concentrated, organic Vitamin C that’ll keep you healthier than any jug of commercial orange juice, any pill, capsule or serum money can buy. The typical American will laugh at those claims. That’s OK. Those who eat healthy will laugh last.

I listened when my Midwestern doctor friend told me mercury fillings, pesticides, GMOs, and supermarket foods were the cause of various systemic human inflammations, which bring on symptoms like high blood pressure, gout, migraines, depression, you name it. I also tuned in when he warned that sugar’s a killer, more dangerous than fat, and that it’s essential to read labels carefully if you want to avoid invisible sugar intake. I sharpened my listening even finer as I watched his own physical changes after “detoxing” and attending one distant, pricey conference after another to learn about the benefits of organic foods, grass-fed meats, exercise, good-cholesterol intake, and refusal to go the pharmaceutical route your insurance and doctors demand. I paid particular attention to his indictment of fluoride as a dental agent and water treatment, his assertion that it was nothing anyone wanted introduced into their bodies, just a clever way for the aluminum industry to make money off a poisonous by-product and disposal dilemma. So, hey, why not put it in water supplies and toothpaste and mouthwash to maximize profits? Why not push it in pill form through dental practices? Ah, yes, the American way, even if it does make people dumber.

The man who imparts this wisdom is himself a dentist, no less, one who goes the extra yard and can’t for fear of losing his license tell new patients to remove their mercury amalgams, which he claims are toxic and responsible for many health problems, including mental illness. When I mentioned this opinion to a successful Long Island dentist I spent time with on Lake George’s posh south shore a few years back, the man couldn’t contain his fury. “He should lose his license for telling anyone that, and would if the ADA found out,” he exploded in a most unfriendly tone. End of conversation. Why push it? Sorry, I believe my dentist friend, who’s more concerned with patients’ health than the bottom line — a rare breed indeed.

One more thing that’s worth sharing before I go is that the only person I ever met who used rose hips as a medicinal cold remedy was a humble Vermont lady who married a card-carrying socialist and lived briefly in Scott Nearing’s southern Vermont “Good Life” commune. My parents were warned about this unusual family, told to keep their son away from the dangerous, subversive radicals. Today, I still think of those gentle folks who taught me much, my mind often wandering back in time, stirred by the sight of sumac drupes, a sweet whiff of wild roses on my daily Sunken Meadow rambles with the dogs. Those thoughts then flitter to my dentist friend who dares to be different, make enemies, and risk his livelihood for truth-telling that goes against the grain. Then I think of my self-proclaimed activist friend who listened to doctors at first and briefly took the medicines they prescribed for angina. Due to innate curiosity we all should value, this learned man soon began exploring his options and discovered there is another way, one without pills, the chemical solution he abruptly trashed for another way. That man is today 84 and going strong, pill-free for 10 or 12 years, no statins or blood-pressure pills. Then I think of the changes I myself have made over the past couple years, the weight loss, how much better I feel, and it becomes clear who’s worth listening to and who isn’t.

I guess it’s just one more live-and-learn experience, the story of my life, one that has endured many twists and turns but still fuels a strong orange flame standing tall in a soft autumn breezes behind the hurricane.

Cover Commotion

It finally arrived Monday! I was starting to wonder.

Truth be told, I had been eagerly awaiting it since dismissing as inadequate the homogenized news reports I had read, watched and listened to following that sad day in April when two curb-side pressure cookers exploded, killing three and permanently impacting the lives of far too many innocent victims. By Saturday, aware that it had been due on newsstand shelves the previous day, I speculated that perhaps the United States Postal Service had joined the loudmouthed reactionary chorus and decided not to deliver it to subscribers’ homes, including my own, where I quite proudly hold “lifetime” status.

If you haven’t already figured it out, I’m talking about “Rolling Stone” Issue 1188 with presumed Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev (let’s use his Cambridge nickname “Jahar” going forward) on the cover. All I can say is that, as suspected after tuning into uninformed, knee-jerk, shock-jock bores Dennis and Callahan last week, it was big ado over nothing.

Honestly, I often wonder how D&C remains viable in liberal New England airwaves — spewing the daily dose of right-wing crap they deliver, especially Callahan, a poster boy for those who have read little, repeat what they hear, listen to the wrong people, and accept their hateful, racist rants as gospel? A few weeks ago, my father and a local farmer I later heard about were quite entertained by a northern New England caller who phoned D&C to tell Callahan he was a punk, and that he’d like nothing better than to visit his studio and give him a good beating; that, although 65 years old, he was a former Green Beret and could do it. Although my father and the local agronomist probably wear slightly different political stripes, neither of them view Callahan’s storm-trooper, tough-guy act favorably, so they were humored by the threatening call and, I might add, so was I.

The day news of that controversial Rolling Stone cover spread like wildfire in dry, blustery winds, I first heard mention of it at dawn on WHMP and got right out of bed to turn on D&C, who I knew would not disappoint. Indeed they were pontificating vociferously, demanding that merchants refuse to sell a magazine with the audacity to put a flattering, sleepy-eyed photo of Jahar on a cover, especially a liberal pop-culture rag that has transformed many a rock star from bronze to platinum. But let’s be honest. The fact is that the likes of D&C hate RS to begin with, dislike its literary reporting style and progressive slant on social issues like global warming, politics and social issues. You name it, RS is on the other side of D&C on virtually everything, thus the fiery, aneurism-bursting outcry when they get a chance to whip up chauvinistic clamor reminiscent of European fascist chants. Which is not to say that RS reporter Janet Reitman in any way defends Jahar or justifies radical Islam in her piece, or for that matter criticizes America. She doesn’t. Perhaps D&C and all the other pre-release hysterical indicters — followed by a lock-step flock of timid sheeple vowing to keep the magazine off their shelves — should have read the article before harpooning it as un-American, always a curious accusation in a nation extolled as the land of liberty and justice, where freedom of the press is sacred doctrine. Well, that is, unless the publication differs in opinion from the rabid, law-and-order right, I guess. Yeah, that’s entirely different; just like it was in Germany and Italy and Spain, also Stalin’s stifling Soviet Union; not unlike the way it is in vicious U.S.-supported banana-republic dictatorships around the globe, anywhere rich in exploitable natural resources, especially oil. But that foreign domination and political intrigue is quite all right, thank you, in the world of right-wing demagoguery, where capitalism and profit is god, ecosystem be damned. And don’t even think of putting the picture of a terrorist on the cover of Rolling Stone and writing an informative piece explaining how such a monster can hatch in Athens on the Charles, the city of Cambridge, home of Harvard and MIT, Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky. No sir, that’s treason. I suppose in right-wing ideology, only the FBI and state police should write crime stories for readers in this cradle of democracy, land of liberty and justice. How does that work, anyway? Is everyone OK with that bitter freedom-of-the-press flavor?

All I can say is praise Jesus for the likes of Rolling Stone, a truth-telling magazine similar to “Ramparts” of the Sixties; both dared to dig for the real story, maybe even the squirmy truth that mainstream media refuse to report. The Jahar profile isn’t even the best piece in RS 1188; the story about Arctic ice melt is much better. And I must say I’m disappointed how quickly RS rolled into submission on the Michael Hastings conspiracy theories. Personally, I want more than his military brother’s weak dismissal of any possibility that the car crash killing his investigative-journalist sibling wasn’t an accident. The press and Hastings’ friends are terrified of the story — way too hot, maybe even perilous — and apparently so are the editors of the magazine where Hastings made his hard-hitting reputation. Go ahead, Google “Hastings crash” if you doubt me, and dig in with an open mind. If you come away without suspicions, your salt is diluted and quite irrelevant.

I must admit I usually hesitate to publish my views on this kind of stuff. Times have changed. The press I as a boy watched take down Johnson, Nixon and the KKK has now been neutered. Some news organizations even strike terror into counter-culture, anti-establishment professors, who, for expressing opinions Fox-News’ legion of lemmings find “dangerous” and un-American (whatever that means), face the threat of visits from Bill O’Reilly lackeys calling for their dismissal and haranguing them on campus with camera crews, bright lights and microphones. Thus it seems my most revered, profound and enlightening political/philosophical conversations nowadays are with European travelers who pass through my old-tavern doors. They understand right-wing law-and-order regimes that lean heavily on frothy, easily-incited rabbles. Just this summer a young pregnant German woman, a social-psychologist from a New York college, stayed overnight with her husband on their way to a Maine vacation. She had been through my blog linked to the tavern website and wanted to chat.  And talk we did, far into the night, then again in the morning, both fascinating discussions about government, corporatocracy, media and post-9/11 international travel difficulties. This brilliant young woman said she loved America for its wild, open country and forests, but was troubled by its arrogant claims of “exceptionalism” and being the best, and by corporate control of government and the press.

“You must remember,” she warned, “I am German, and I know what can happen because it did happen to my country. We were taught what to look for and I see it here.”

That was an eerie comment coming on the heels of a similar assertion made last fall during casual conversation with a Welsh couple accompanied by two lovely young daughters. In a lively, rambling conversation bouncing from subject to subject, we got into a discussion about propaganda and the role of “spinmeisters” shaping public opinion by disseminating their message through the “news.” I told the wife that I believed elements of fascism have existed in this country for decades, basing my opinion on reading of Orwell and much European literature written between 1900 and 1940, plus lots of material about the rise of reactionary McCarthyism in response to four terms of FDR’s New Deal, also much about strong-arm CIA and U.S. military support for U.S. corporations exploiting the globe since WWII. I told her I feared that the rabble screaming loudest at Tea Party and anti-immigration rallies (now supporting Zimmerman with red-faced zeal) could be easily drawn into a nationalistic movement fueled by hatred of carefully constructed demons sketched by professional manipulators and inspirational orators.

“Oh my God,” gasped the woman, a reserved, erudite librarian, sitting comfortably on a rose-colored dining-room settee. “We talk about this all the time at home. We think Americans don’t know it’s happening.”

Some do, I told her, but not nearly enough; and those who do and are worth listening to are being shouted off the stage.

This weekend, I’m expecting an extended visit from the Windy City, home of the Haymaket and that 1968 Democratic Convention that will live in infamy. Though not expecting political conversations, you never know. I do know I won’t initiate such a conversation. Instead, I’ll probably keep my thoughts to myself and at some point go outside to sit at a metal table on the stone terrace. There I’ll stare up at that powerful, waning Full Buck Moon and let my playful mind wander off into the midnight sky. I’ll see that film of Mitt Romney’s Florida  fundraiser, where he got caught on camera preaching to the choir about the young Chinese girls enjoying a life of servitude, sleeping in barracks and toiling as slave laborers for Walmart goods; then I’ll likely wander to the great philanthropic Koch brothers, banks that are too big to fail, Big Pharma, Big Oil, nuclear disaster, oil-spill apologists, global-warming deniers, and Big Brother surveillance cameras, drones, satellites and email snoops. Then I may just spin back to our brave Founding Fathers, revolutionaries who put their lives and necks on the line to shed the yoke of oppression, and I’ll try to imagine what they’d think of the mess we’ve been sucked into, what they’d think of Bradley Manning, Edward Snowden and Julian Assange.

Those patriots are probably thrashing around in their humble graves, struggling to escape for a furious rematch with Federalists, Franco-phobes and their ruthless right-wing descendants destroying the world.

As for Orwell, well, he’d just say he saw it coming.

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