Lost and Found

There was cause for concern and I could feel it in my hollow chest cavity, like the accelerated heartbeats were exiting my windpipe. Not a great feeling.

The wheels were spinning wildly. Had the mother removed it from the litter and hidden it elsewhere in the stable? If so, why? Was it sick? Dead? How else would a two-week old male pup, eyes opened for about a day, disappear from its whelping pen?

It had been a few days since I decided to give Lily some “space” by taking the three pups out of the 50-gallon box-stall drum in which they had been born, transferring them to a secure whelping pen placed in the back corner and leaving the box-stall door open, giving Lily free reign in the contained stables, six stalls, four open. The four-foot-square, portable, wooden pen would give the pups room to develop their legs, while the open box stall allowed Lily to get away, monitor her pups from afar and tend to them upon request. She seemed comfortable with the arrangement, choosing the back of an open stall some 15 feet from the box stall for her down time, always listening for the call of hungry pups.

Sometimes when I entered the stables Lily, snuggled behind stuffed chairs covered in storage, would appear at the mouth of the open stall, tail wagging, happy to see me; other times, I’d hear her stir, hop the whelping-pen wall and walk the runway toward me, ready for brief respite during a hilltop hayfield romp.

The last time I had seen the three English springer spaniel pups, born midday June 2, had been around noon, plump and healthy, tangled in a cozy slumber pile. One, a liver-and-white female, had opened its eyes two days earlier, the other two, both white and liver —male and female — had popped theirs open a day later; so all three were experiencing a bright new world in clouded color. I had entered the stables with Lily after returning from the hayfield, she checked her pups over the 18-inch walls and followed me toward the front door, which I exited, leaving her behind, confident all were safe and sound.

Later that day, just after Tiger failed to catch an unknown Argentine down the stretch of the U.S. Open, a glorious development in my world, I decided to feed my two mature dogs and check on the pups. Entering the front stable door, Lily was standing calmly at the threshold, wagging half-excitedly. She followed me up the runway toward the box stalls at the rear and we took a right turn toward the side door, which I opened, releasing her into the yard. We both headed for the kennel by the brook, me walking gingerly on a irritated left knee, she running to greet her buddy Ringo, or, as I usually say it for verbal effect, “her buddy Bingo.” You know, it’s all about the hard Bs.

When I reached the chain-link kennel and released Ringo, both dogs ran into the soothing brook, walking downstream, knee-deep, taking occasional drinks. Lily took a moment to lie on her belly and slurp drinks while enjoying the cool, free-flowing Green River tributary that bubbles out of some upland marsh in Shelburne’s Patten District. Finished drinking, she stood, water dripping from her swollen nipples, and shook a rainstorm before joining Ringo on the trail of something wild along the opposite bank, a temporary diversion.

Wagner No. 8 in hand, I entered the shaded, brook-side cook shed, opened a plastic container where I store the Iams, dumped a scoop-and-a-quarter into the skillet, walked it back to the kennel, placed it in the dirt floor and gave the dogs a sharp whistle that brought them quickly. Ringo new the drill, saw the skillet and came willingly. Lily followed, sniffed around the mouth of the cedar-floored 50-gallon drum she’s slept in so many times, and followed me back to the barn and her pup.

It was when we re-entering the box-stall home of the young pups that I discovered my crisis. To my astonishment, one pup was missing. A quick inspection told me it was the male. How could it be?

I watched Lily to see if she’d lead me to her missing pup; no such look. So I went on a search mission, pondering all the possibilities, some good, others dreadful. The first place I checked was the open stall Lily had been using. I squeezed past a covered stuffed chair and inspected the floor space behind it. No pup. Hmmmm? I leaned the chair back on its back legs and looked underneath. Still nothing. Perplexing indeed. Where had it gone?

I repeated the search in the other three open stalls, peeling back the sheets and blankets protecting chairs and tables, shifting old barrels and lumber piles, leaning an old four-panel door away from the wall. Still nothing visible or audible, it was time for a reassessment. Could it be wedged into a crack or hidden hole in the floor? Had it slipped through a space in the floor and fallen through into the cellar? Surely doubtful, yet not out of the question. The more I thought, the more I worried.

Pressed for time with work beckoning, I went into the house and calmly told my wife about the development. A pup was missing. Speaking to her brother on the phone, she promptly ended the conversation and accompanied me back to the stables to resume the search, she more alarmed than I.

We re-entered the stable, passed two open stalls on the left, flipped the light switch on the opposite wall and went directly to the open box stall and whelping pen. We looked at the two remaining pups in their pen and I reached down to stir the deep cedar shavings on the floor with my forefinger, making sure the missing male wasn’t covered in the corner. No dice. So I stood, backed off a bit and glanced down by chance, catching something white out of the corner of my eye wedged into the tight space between the pen and the stall’s east wall. Upon closer inspection, sure enough, the male pup sleeping peacefully. Relieved, I reached down, slid the pen’s corner away from the wall a foot or so to create space, picked the pup up and reunited it with its littermates.

In my first quick assessment after discovering a pup was missing, one scenario I had not considered was that it had escaped the whelping pen on its own. It was beyond my imagination that a two-week-old puppy, eyes open a day or less, could climb onto the protective, six-inch, footed platform surrounding the inner border of the pen, get its feet into the open doorway, again a good six inches above the platform, and tumble over the side to freedom.

The thought of the whole ordeal lit my face with a soft grin. Do you think that dog will hunt? Was it ever a question? With national-champions from the U.S., Canada and Great Britain behind both dam and sire, you can bet your house and all chattels on it.

But now, less than three weeks into litter, I have issues. My plan was to keep a female and carry Ringo’s pedigree forward. That could change. Maybe I’ll take inquisitive male.

Time will tell.

Summer Buck

It’s pushing toward dusk on a pleasant summer evening and I’m returning from my nightly trip to the top of the hill where I run my dogs. I round the corner and approach the scalped, lime-green hayfield where the bales had been removed earlier in the day. There it stood — a solitary, erect, tawny deer, side profile, head turned and staring me square in the eyes from some 70 yards away. Cruising slowly, I let up on the gas pedal a bit to get a better look and can clearly decipher the three-inch velvet nubs sprouting inside his vertical ears, full alert. Sure enough, a buck soon to be grazing under The Full Buck Moon.

Also called the Full Thunder or Full Hay Moon, the full moon of July is more commonly known as the Buck Moon because bucks’ new antlers typically push through their foreheads coated of velvety fur this month. The antlers will be fully grown by September, when the bucks will rub saplings and larger immature trees in the forest to scrape off the velvet to a rock-hard sheen.

This particular animal, wearing it’s reddish summer coat, didn’t look particularly large, although it’s difficult to tell when it’s standing alone in a scalped hayfield bordering an infant silage cornfield that provide nothing to compare it to visually. But it’ll be interesting to follow the development of this animal, which will be seen again, and again, and again on my twice-daily trips.

I believe I’ve now seen this animal thrice; once crossing the road in front of me at midmorning, again standing behind a thin sumac stand in an open field, again at midmorning, then last week. What drew my attention to him the first time and twice since was the fact that he’s always been alone, not in a small herd as does most often appear. I’ll clearly see him again, probably alone, now that his antlers will allow me to differentiate between him and the does I more often encounter.

He may turn out to be a spikehorn, maybe even a 6- or 8-pointer by the time he becomes fair game. Perhaps he’s the pronghorn I missed with a slug in the blackening woods last December. Who knows? But this much we know for a fact: the animal’s made it through at least one hunting season so far, and the longer he survives, the tougher he’ll be to hunt without the aid of the Rutting Moon, which whittles away at a buck’s innate cautious skills.

Unkindest Cut

Another downtown South Deerfield character became a memory overnight Friday when affable barber Gerald “Jerry” Fortier passed at home in his sleep.

Many a yarn was spun in that place of business, not to mention the practical jokes and fibs that kept the daily banter lively, Fortier’s devilish, crooked grin perpetual for his loyal customers. They say the lines at his wake were of legendary status, which came as no surprise here. Jerry Fortier was a downtown institution, right up there with Billy Rotkiewicz, who filled many of the same townspeople’s coffee cups and prescriptions regularly.

“Whether it was staying late on Friday to shave lightning bolts on your head for the Super Bowl or opening early to clean you up for your wedding, Jerry was always there,” wrote Kevin Wesoloski, from the Mill River District of Deerfield, who aptly called Fortier “a South Deerfield legend.”

Wesoloski continued:

“Jerry’s shop was the one place you could go to catch up on the local gossip, politics and sports info. He certainly loved his Frontier teams. What I’ll miss most is Jerry always knew who was having success in the deer and turkey woods. You could always count on him to find out who was filling their tags, and usually son Mark was right on top of the list.

“It’s comforting to know he passed peacefully and never had to retire. Fortier’s Barber Shop — it’s those special places and unique personalities that make small-town living what it is.”

A Conway native, Fortier recently celebrated his family’s 70th year owning a South Deerfield barber shop. The first one stood closer to the town common, where the current Cumberland Farms stands. Then he moved to his last address a short piece up the street, next door to the Hot’l Warren, where I can remember him working with his father and brother. In those days there were three barber shops downtown, Jerry’s, Charlie’s and Vic’s, each with its own spin on world and local affairs. If you went to one and it was crowded, you tried the others, stopping where you could get the quickest cut. “Once around the block,” was the standard request in the chair.

Those were the days of Professional and Wells’ pharmacies, Boron’s, Paciorek’s and Walt’s New England markets, Chick’s Luncheonette, Al’s Bar & Grill, the Bloody Brook, Hosley Brothers’ Garage, Gordon E. Ainsworth & Associates, Redmen’s Hall, and Ostrowski’s Bakery, with the good, hard-crusted Polish rye you had trouble cutting through with your teeth.

They’re all gone today, and so is the town’s last barber shop. For those who have walked through Fortier’s doors monthly for decades, a haircut will never be the same.

A Whately Hardwood Ridge

An orange dawn crept in over the faraway Belchertown hills, first a faint hue then a bright sliver that, within a half-hour of peeking over the horizon, burst into a blinding orange sphere. Quarter past 7 on a Whately hardwood ridge.

An old idyllic haunt of mine reaching back to my untethered teens, a friend and I had made an exciting discovery there the previous day. Unlike other oak stands we had visited, where only empty caps and wormy, rotten nuts remained, there were meaty acorns everywhere, many more than the resident creatures could ever eat by springtime. And, as the saying goes: Find the feed and you’ll find the deer.

Find the feed we had.

So there we sat on opposite ends of the mature oak grove, maybe 150 yards apart, muzzleloaders primed; he posting a run through the knobby bowls of a five-acre plateau, I watching another trail leading from the fields below to a dense mountain-laurel bedding area canopied by large ridge-top oaks. Between the feed and the deer sign we had discovered, our confidence was as high as it had been since gun season opened.

An avid wingshooter like me always enters deer season handicapped, starting blindly instead of scouting vigorously before the season to increase the probability of early success. It’s a fact of life that won’t change anytime soon. My way: Start focusing on deer during shotgun season and hope you “get into ’em” before muzzleloader ends. Seldom easy, we usually end up with at least a little venison in the freezer; that and many nirvanic trips through the woods, big and small, reading sign and using identifiable landmarks and landscapes to show the way.

Forever a spiritual bonus in the Whately woods for me is my understanding that the stone walls and cart roads were built, the decaying orchards planted by ancestors, which is as close to religion as I dare venture. But indeed I do feel a rooted spiritual attachment to those woods and walls of the hardy Protestant yeomen pulsing through my arteries.

Our plan was to get into our stands early, before first light, and wait for the deer to approach their beds. The previous year, with fresh snow on the ground and no acorns, we had found more than 20 beds on this southern exposure, one more reason for optimism. Isn’t it logical to conclude that if deer bed there when the feed is elsewhere, they’ll surely curl up when surrounded by nourishing, meaty acorns? We thought so. That’s why we were there.

Being more familiar with these woods than my friend, I pointed him toward my closest stand before daylight as we parted ways 50 or 60 yards up an old skidder road. The road would loop me behind him, between two shallow ridges and close to the corner of a stonewall I was aiming for. The run I wanted to post angles up a steep sidehill, past the stonewall corner and follows the wall pointing north to the laurels. I have seen many deer use it over the years; some bucks, many does, dawn and dusk.

Soon after we split, walking softly through damp hardwood leaves, mostly oak, and sparse infant laurel, the tranquility was broken when a turkey burst loudly from his hardwood roost above me. Then four more explosive departures in the quiet gray morning light. Flushed from predawn perches in still air, Turkeys create a startling ruckus, so I knew my buddy had heard and probably seen them fly overhead. I stopped to let the woods relax, listening for heavy movement, then proceeded toward my stonewall, wanting to arrive quickly and quietly as possible before kicking out a spot and blending into the terrain. If nothing came through by 9 or 10, we’d be out of there. But we both liked our chances, always a plus in this game.

As I sat motionless against a massive hemlock rooted along the wall some 20 feet east of the corner, I fine-tuned my senses, looking and especially listening for movement. The key is to see them before they see you. Good ears help.

The first interesting sound that caught my attention was an early-morning squirrel rustling the leaves below, then another fattened gray made a commotion downhill and to my right. At about 8, I was surprised to hear turkey talk behind me, from the general vicinity I had flushed the five big birds, presumably toms, an hour-and-a-half earlier. Had they been hens, I thought after the five tree-top flushes, there would have been many more in their segregated winter flock. It made sense I was listening to those same birds feeding through the oaks from which I had flushed them, but what I heard sounded more like hens and poults, with soft yelps — shuck-suck, shuck-shuck-shuck  — sharp clucks and soothing purrs.

Was it possible I was listening to gobblers? If so, I was hearing my first gobbler yelps, of which I had only heard, never witnessed. My question was soon answered when one of the birds interrupted the soft flock talk with a guttural gobble. Must have heard something it didn’t like.

Within a half-hour or so, five longbeards were no more than 20 yards behind me, feeding on acorns — walking, scratching, chatting, full-alert, beards dragging as they dropped their heads to dig and feed. Turkeys swallow acorns whole, and it has been said you can hear their gizzards grinding them if you’re close enough. I was close, heard nothing.

Theirs was an interesting routine. One would walk as the others stood motionless, eight eyes scanning the landscape for danger. Then another would walk backed up by six eyes, two more in front, heads motionless, alert. They continued to look out for each other as they fed. Never once did all five drop their guards in unison to feed. When a loud crashing noise emanating from the small settlement a half-mile below startled them, one stretched its neck forward and scolded whoever was responsible with a throaty gobble, quite a sight to see.

The big redheads stayed with me at least a half-hour, several times venturing to within spitting distance on the opposite side of the thigh-high wall, before disappearing down the hill to my left. Once they were out of sight and earshot, I rose from my cushy hot seat, clipped the sling back onto my gun and moved several blow-downs in front of my stand for future concealment, maybe even during spring turkey season. Then I strapped my belt and hot seat to my waist underneath my coat, buckled my fanny pack around the outside, slung my rifle over my left shoulder and walked toward my friend’s stand, examining deer sign along the way. Bits and pieces of crunched acorns were scattered everywhere on the forest floor, left behind by foraging deer.

I ascended a small, hardscrabble knob and broke through a cluster of infant hemlocks into the open hardwoods directly across a shallow hollow from my friend. He spotted me, stood and gathered his gear as I approached. When I reached him we walked out together assessing deer sign under a brilliant morning sun. We were surrounded by it. To be sure, deer were not far away. And although we had seen not so much as the flick of a flag, we were both content.

The longbeard flock had made our day and taught us something. The lesson was to hang in there after inadvertently flushing a gobbler from its gray spring roost. In the past when that’s occurred, I’ve always vacated the area to work another bird. In the future I just may sit quietly for an hour or so to settle the bird down, then try to call him. He may come.

Had we not traveled to those Whately woods on that brisk, still December morning, we would not have whittled away this membrane of turkey-hunting wisdom. So, it had been a good day.

Fruitless, yet fulfilling.

There’s No Quit in ‘Bingy’

An alder clump standing sentry on the west bank of an East Colrain spring hole catches the evening sun peeking over the sugar-bush ridge and casts a gray shadow just past the center of the small, light-green, algae-blanketed pond.

I’m parked on the farm road, shooting the breeze with the landowner who just happened to be there, while my dogs, English Springer Spaniels Ringo and Lily, burn some energy flushing whatever they can find concealed in the small, marshy wildlife sanctuary. They know the drill well, having been there once or twice daily every day of their lives, and they love every minute of it, especially Ringo, soon to be 9 but going on 5.

As the farmer and I talk — meandering in conversation from sugaring, to haying, to moose, deer, turkeys, coyotes, and, yes, even mountain lions — Ringo circles the pond, weaving in and out of the dense, wet cattail ring surrounding the pond, nose high, flushing red-winged blackbirds everywhere. The birds flee to the high cover, scolding him like the white-haired spinster next door, as Lily monitors his adventures from the periphery, switching between high spots on the farm road and the tailgate of my truck, now and then taking a quick loop through the heavy cover and returning to the open. Once there, she finds a promontory point, sits erect, ears and nose alert, and watches her buddy “Bingo” bouncing around, barking intermittently at the bitching blackbirds taunting him from low perches.

Over the years, Ringo has become “Ringy” most of the time, and “Bingo” or “Bingy” around high-energy activities. The hard “B” just suits him better than the softer “R” in the name given him by the field-trialer who fed him for the first nine months of his life.

The origin of the name Ringo is not difficult to ascertain. He was the son of Denalisunflos Ring, the 1996 national champion owned by the late and legendary Kansan field-trialer Roy French, who made his fortune extracting oil from “dry” wells before breeding arguably the finest field Springers in North America. His claim to fame in the late 90s was that he was still participating in national field-trial events past his 100th birthday. Apparently, his dogs inherited his spirit, at least that’s what they said about Ring, known for his boundless energy and stamina. They said he could go all day, a trait he inherited by “Bingy.”

The problem Ringy presented to his first owner was related to this insatiable hunting instinct and an annoying independent streak. Kept as a potential field-trial champion, he was quickly weeded out when it was determined that his instinct to hunt superseded his willingness to comply with commands. “All he needs is some one-on-one, a little TLC, and he’ll make a great hunting dog,” said the New York breeder/field trialer who delivered him to me in a Westfield parking lot. On that point, he was right, because his castoff has delivered me hundreds of game birds during eight joyous hunting seasons.

Yeah, Ringy has his faults, and I’m man enough to admit it. But they’re foibles I can cope with, because they’re all related to his illimitable hunting drive. He is, indeed, the first dog I’ve owned that required an electric collar in the field and elsewhere. As a young dog he’d make me proud with his enthusiasm for long, grueling hunts that typically produced many flushes and kills through exhausting thick cover in which many dogs would wilt. Not Ringy. The thicker the cover, the better he likes it.

The problem was, whenever we approached my truck after a long, strenuous hunt, Ringy’d spot the vehicle and decide to take one last defiant loop through an adjacent cover rather than retire to his Porta-Kennel. Sure, he’d come back eventually; and, obviously, it was always wise to follow him if you hadn’t limited-out, because a bird was almost certain to flush; but still, it was embarrassing and potentially dangerous near a road, so I invested in a collar and that “issue” was quickly resolved. Once he knew the collar was there, I rarely had to use it; in fact almost never. Call it championship-quality compliance, albeit with a sometimes defiant look that told you he’d rather do it his way.

These days, Ringy’s a different dog, sort of. Closing in on 9, he’s mellowed considerably, but not in the field, and as my neighbor and I chatted near his East Colrain spring hole, I pointed out the animal’s youthful grace and enthusiasm as he pounded the dense cover. In a matter of minutes there he had every rabbit fleeing and every bird flying and squawking at him angrily from the sparse alders, rosebushes, sumacs, and pines standing in the wetland. Now and then, he’ll flush mallards or wood ducks or Canada geese that have touched down for a rest, but this time of year, with the hayfield high, he’s more interested in the field birds. In the marsh, he focuses on the red-wings until he’s flushed them all into higher perches. Then he loops wide through the hayfield, stirring up the bobolinks, an unusual bird that stays on its low perch in the field until the dog is right on top of it, then flushes and hovers overhead like a Cobra chopper, scolding vociferously. Ringo will utter a frustrated bark now and then, akin to his bark at a treed pheasant or grouse, then move on, nose high and into the breeze, looking for another bobolink to flush and pursue. He’d flush those birds all day, Lily too, if I let them. But I usually let it go on for a half-hour or so, get them panting, give them a whistle, box them up, and return home.

On this day, immersed in pleasant conversation on a gorgeous spring evening, I had lost track of Bingy when he popped out of the cover to our left and approached my neighbor. He stood proudly at his side, head thigh high, with a limp female red-wing secured between his teeth. It was dead. Ringy had caught it and was damn proud of it. When Lily understood what was happening, Ringy teased her, played keep-away for a bit, head high, then lowered his head and dropped the dead bird onto the dirt road, guarding it briefly before leaving it for Lily. The 2-year-old bitch scooped it up, departed into the brush and quickly devoured it.

“Kennel-up,” I said to Ringo, who heard the command clearly, passed me, trotted along the edge of the road to the other side of the culvert, nose high, crossed the road, worked the other side and leaped into his box, reluctantly of course. The observant Lily soon popped out of the brush and followed suit. With her appetizer in the tank, it was time for dinner at home.

Soon after we departed, the wetland birds settled back into the habitat and continued whatever activities we had briefly disrupted. One less red-winged blackbird there meant nothing to the big picture, and everything to Bingy. I guess that’s why he continues to chase those birds. Even though it appears to me he’s dueling windmills, he knows that every once in a while he comes up with something. And every once in a while is good enough for Bingo, who, like his fabled father, has never understood the word quit.

Cordwood Blues

There’s nothing like wood heat for my taste. But if the wood isn’t right, well, it’s another story altogether. Then there’s real potential for problems, which is my current predicament, quite annoying.

I’ve just brushed off from a trip to the woodshed, a place where I’ve spent far too much time lately, trying to make the best of a bad situation. I received two loads of bad oak, red and white, knobby, large and wet, too large and too wet to burn, too knotty to split, nightmarish. And even when you get it burning, if you choose to call the dull, glowing smolder a burn, the heat value is poor at best, even with the damper open wide.

From what I gather, this problem is not unique to me. It appears there was a shortage of good cordwood this winter, given the increased demand stimulated by a rush of wood-stove purchases over the summer. When speculators predicted heating oil would climb to more than five bucks a gallon, concerned folks took measures to find money-saving solutions. Thus the run on wood stoves. The problem was that this was the wrong year for that. Last winter’s deep snows kept cordwood suppliers out of the woods between mid-December and mid-February, when trees are traditionally felled, cut and split for the fall market. The inaccessibility factor resulted in a shortage of seasoned hardwood that couldn’t meet the demand, thus a creosote debacle for area chimneys.

Much of the wood sold this fall was either green, wet or both, a problem for anyone trying to heat with it. So all the neophytes heating with their first wood stoves had to be wondering why people so love wood heat, nothing short of a chilly hassle when burning the stuff delivered to me in November from the West Whately woods. What they probably don’t realize is that this same useless wood would have been excellent next winter, whatever good that does at the present time, steam blowing from our ears.

”You say you bought that from a friend?” chortled Blue Sky, owner of Colrain Tree Service, upon delivering a load of black locust and assessing the quality of a large, wet oak mound in my woodshed. ”What kind of friends you got, anyway?”

All I can say is thank the heavens for Blue Sky, my neighbor and friend from the wilds of East Colrain. He’s alternative indeed, just how I like them, and ethical to his country core. Yeah, it’s true he was the beneficiary of my first-ever $200-plus purchase of cord wood. It happened this year. But all I can say in his defense is that at least his wood burns hot and effortlessly. Just toss a chunk atop a bed of hot embers and — bingo! — savor the toasty delight. Not so with the other stuff, about which I had immediate suspicions, as soon as I learned the guy selling it intended to split tops that had been down for two years and deliver it the same day. Never good news.

I told him to drop off a load and I’d see how it burned before I accepted more; said I’d had problems with oak before, that it’s great when seasoned properly, useless when wet. I didn’t want to get stuck with more than one load that wouldn’t burn. But that’s exactly what I got, three cords of unburnable oak, wood that has made a bad winter worse. The minute I handled it, tidying-up the pile he left in my backyard, I knew it wasn’t right, wet and weighty. He told me it would be OK if I left it out in the air for a while. I was skeptical, well aware that cordwood doesn’t season after October, especially oak. Well, my instinct was right, and I regret to admit there were no miracles at 817 Colrain Road.

I could have gotten by with five cords of Blue Sky’s good stuff and one load of the bad. But it was that second bad load that killed me, the one I didn’t want, the one I didn’t even know had been delivered until returning home from bird hunting and being asked by my wife where the wood in the backyard came from. I’ve been battling it ever since, trying to mix it in with the first two loads of Blue Sky’s seasoned stuff, and the wonderful two loads of black locust he later dumped to top the bad with good. Hail, hail Blue Sky, a businessman with a conscience, heart of gold. The man understands wood and wood heat. The stuff he delivers is split to specified length, not too large, burns hot, produces no creosote. And take it to the bank: He dumps an honest load, no fuzzy math from East Colrain.

A rule of thumb with oak cordwood is that it takes two years to season. You can get away with a year split and seasoned if it isn’t green when split, but you’re still better off, even with such a load, to give it two years. Oak is grainy and absorbent, soaking up water like a sponge, even down and in the round. For this reason, it needs time to dry after it’s split, much more time than rock maple, black or yellow birch, beech, cherry and hickory, our most common native firewoods, all of which season sufficiently in a year or less. If you’re lucky enough to find apple or walnut or elm, they’re all good but difficult to find for heating. White ash and black locust are also good, and convenient in a pinch because they burn green and season quickly. Drop any of the aforementioned woods except oak during the dead of winter, before the sugar bush flows, while trees’ water still resides in the base, and it’s perfect for fall if split. Not so with oak, which must be split, left out in the air, both ends open, covered on top, if you plan on producing acceptable BTUs.

I discovered the wonders of locust this year, at Blue Sky’s suggestion. Even he’ll admit it’s not as good as hickory, yet not far behind; and who wants to harvest hickory, anyway, our aristocratic indigenous nut tree? Not so with locust, considered non-native invasive, worthy of thinning, ideal for cordwood, desirable for fence posts because it doesn’t rot. It burns hot green, hotter still when split and seasoned for six months, or harvested standing dead. It throws intense heat, and is equally good for the fireplace. Although I’m not certain about the non-native designation, locust is indeed invasive, and landowners like to get rid of it, favoring the more traditional New England hardwoods to populate their wood lots.

I thought the two cords of locust I bought just before Christmas would get me through my wet-oak issues. I was wrong. Even with additional work, it’s going down to the wire. I tried to get through it at first by filling the bottom half of my stove-side cradle with the wet stuff, hoping the hot locust heat would drive the moisture out and improve the combustibility. It helped slightly but took too long, and now I’m almost out of locust with a mound of damp, smelly oak staring me in the face, annoying me daily. So I’ve taken to splitting the oak small daily, so that it will dry faster stove-side. But that requires work, not to mention a sufficient supply of seasoned wood that’ll burn hot enough to dry the small oak wedges quickly.

Luckily, while searching for the best oak chunks to split this week, I walked to the back of my dense wood pile and, to my euphoria, discovered a honey hole of seasoned stuff that had been buried. I threw much of it out to the front of the pile and will try to stretch it and the locust as far as I can while continuing to split oak a little each day, anger emanating from each thud on my ancient hemlock chopping block. Hopefully, this system will carry me to lilac season without purchasing more dry stuff. We’ll see. It’ll be close.

In the meantime, you’ll find me splitting, piling, sweating, brushing debris from my shirt, and cussing a blue streak under my breath daily. I guess what bothers me most is that my problems came to me directly from Whately, the place where my Sanderson roots lie deep.

All for a buck.

Sold, American!

Taken for a ride.

Pegan Penance

Editor’s note: This piece was written during a fragile moment on the crunchy-cold day before the deluge.

I have just returned from the brisk, sun-baked driveway in front of the carriage shed, where, for the umpteenth time this winter, I brushed cordwood debris from my dingy Polarfleece shell. Dirty business, lugging armloads from the woodshed, but you can’t beat the dry, radiant heat of a wood stove, I don’t care how many times the wood warms you before it’s finally ignited.

My cats, three of them, heartily agree. You can’t get them in during summer, out in winter. They just lay there, totally decadent, by the stove, preferably in front or behind it, where heat’s most intense, and watch suspiciously whenever I pass through, thinking it may, dreadfully, be time to go out. They know the routine well. When it’s time for them to, for lack of a better term, get out of my face, I grab the plastic Iams container from the iron setkettle hearth, hold it chest-high and rattle the pellets on my way to the Griswold skillet in which I feed them. When I reach the porch door and loudly pour the pellets into the frying pan, I hope they’ll come running, which seldom happens. Once in a while Big Tom, if hungry, will come willingly, a bounce in his step; sometimes even Baby, the gray tabby; but not old Blackie, born in the woodshed loft, no penthouse to be sure, but I had nothing to do with that, just gave her a home, reluctantly. Sensing what’s about the happen, she heads for cover, maybe under the kitchen table or, worse still, beneath the cannonball bed, which really heats me to a furious boil. But I have it all down by now, a simple solution.

What I do is stamp my feet hard enough to jiggle the heavy stoneware vessels on the kitchen shelf and, sure enough, old Black-Black flees to the dining room, peeling out, leaving audible and visible scratches on the red-painted floor. She invariably winds up under the harvest table, leafs hanging, wearing a most indignant scowl. But with the doors to the front parlor and taproom closed, she can go no farther. Then, once I close the two kitchen doors flanking the wood stove, she’s at my mercy and knows it. So I reopen the porch door and again stamp my feet with feigned fury, more than enough to send her scurrying out to the flagstone walk, where, objecting to the turn of events, she pathetically shakes fresh snow from her paws each step of the way.

Yeah, right, I feel the most profound pity for the poor Satan-black, tuxedoed beast.

Once outside, old Black-Black will immediately head for the barn, walking under the roofed sheds to a small square hole at the lower right corner of an interior barn door. Inside, she walks the runway to the dark, rickety north stairs, which she descends to the dirt-floored cellar and pokes around a bit before exiting the building and cutting across the backyard alcove created by the barn and woodshed ells. She loops the back of the house and returns to the front porch, where she sits in the sun with her two feline friends, waiting for re-entry.

Exciting life, huh? these winter doldrums; just can’t get enough.

If you haven’t already guessed, I must confess I’ve spiked a raging fever of the cabin variety. I’ve fought it for weeks, but it’s really starting to get to me now. Seems nothing — not aspirin, not fluids, not succulent Florida citrus — seems to touch it. Just can’t fight it off. They must make some sort of a pill these days to soothe it, but I choose not to cure my ills with pills. The only remedy for me is the backyard brook’s roar, bluebirds in the multiflora rosebush, and crocuses along the southern foundations. But it looks like we’ve got a ways to go for that stuff after Punxsutawney Phil surfaced recently, cast a shadow and scurried back to his subterranean den for six more annoying weeks of winter. Had I been in Pennsylvania for that annual event, I would have drilled that rodent right in the gourd with a copper-plated, .222 hollow-point, I can assure you of that. Who the hell is he to make my life miserable till mid-March?

Ooops. There I go again with my insensitivity. I should be more careful not to stir up my anti-hunting critics. You know the profile of the loudest: Pantagonia jacket, Brooks Brothers khakis, candle-lit table at a local eatery enjoying veal scallopini and calling me immoral for personally killing some of the meat I eat. Go figure. What a world; hypocrites pouring out of the woodwork like ladybugs on a sunny November afternoon, preaching, pontificating, drooling venom. But let’s not digress, back to the fever that’s pushing me to delirium.

It used to be that this time of year here in this space I’d preview the outdoor shows, plugging them as cure-alls for what ails you. They’re still happening, one coming up soon, but I’m afraid I’m done promoting them. Been there, done that. Can’t continue; gets boring after a while. So here I sit, closed in my study, space-heater blowing a soft August breeze on my back as I vent through my keyboard. You know the routine, especially during these, the glory days of gluttonous big oil: close yourself into a room with a space heater and keep what money you can out of those euphoric Bush cronies’ pockets. Why contribute to filling the trough for generations of idle rich, in Texas of all places. What did the Texans ever do for me? What will they ever do?

So here I sit, toasty warm, bitter cold outside, treacherous icy driveway, another snowstorm on the way. The snow’s piled so high under the woodshed eaves that I may run out before the dump truck can get back there for my final load. You look at the snow heaped under the rooflines out back and wonder when they’ll be gone from the darkest corners. Memorial Day, perhaps? Later? By then it’ll be time for the roofer to stop for his annual maintenance, replacing the slates scattered below the buildings, victims of icy avalanches, none worse than along the carriage sheds out front, leaving me back-breaking removal issues. The chore may someday buckle my knees, drop me flat on my face. But let’s hope not. Can think of better ways to go, many unprintable in a family paper. Whisper stuff; always the best.

In the meantime, I think I’ll go out to the barn to get my roof rake in order. Snow, sleet, rain; a freakin’ mess predicted. Looks like I’ll need all three extensions out back for this storm to clear the roof around the sewer-vent pipe. Either that or lose the whole shootin’ match, flashing and all, again, necessitating a quick fix. Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching, that’s what winter’s all about, that and work and cold and breaking through crusty snow carrying ash buckets to the pile out back. Oh, how I hate crusty snow, and so do my dogs; the deer, too.

So please excuse me as I depart for my barn chore, which will lead me straight through the dining room, where I’ll load up the soapstone stove. Undoubtedly, that project will coax me to the woodshed for a fresh armload of wood, then outside to brush off the debris, and back to the stove to sweep the floor by the cradle. The cats will be there, probably all three, and they’ll object to the broom and long-handled, pivoting dustpan. At the sound of it creaking, they’ll scramble to their feet, spewing terror, and I’ll have sarcastic words before chasing them outside. Time for a little air — frosty, healthy stuff — whether they like it or not.

It’s time to understand it’s mid-February and we’re all in it together, suffering required.

Pagan penance.

A Snow Discovery

New genealogical discoveries pull things into focus from time to time, helping to explain who you are and why you live where you do. I made such a discovery two weeks ago, gaining from it new appreciation for a classic upland landscape I’ve frequented for more than a decade, be it walking my dogs, my gun or both.

To be honest, the sequence of events started decades ago when my late grandmother, Marion (Snow) Sanderson, spoke of being raised with her two brothers by their grandmother, Annie (Coburn) Snow of Colrain. That unfortunate development occurred when their mother, Clara (Hayes) Snow, needed occasional respite due to health issues. Although memories of that often abusive grandmother were not fond, Nan Sanderson did speak favorably of the old Snow farm, where father Ralph was born and she as a young girl spent time. She identified the site as Colrain Mountain — which I mistakenly believed to be Catamount — and spoke of her family’s orchards there. Often over the years I asked longtime Colrainites if they knew of a Snow farm on Catamount and the standard response was no, but there were a lot of old cellar holes up there. So I never really pursued it until recently, following a brief discussion with my father.

It doesn’t matter how Dad and I arrived on the subject, and to be honest I don’t recall the precise path, but when I mentioned Colrain as the site of his grandfather’s farm, he corrected me, saying he thought it was in Leyden. That’s what sent my wheels spinning to a shrill hum, having in recent years discovered the beauty of Leyden. It got me wondering whether my pulse ran through the hills I sometimes hunt. So off I went on a discovery mission, one that accelerated like a runaway truck down a steep hill.

The chase started with a phone call to Leyden historian Edith Fisher, moved to a quick scan of Arms’ History of Leyden, phone calls to Robert Snow of Leyden and Edward Snow of Greenfield, then to Charlotte (Snow) Howes of Northfield and Shirley Beaudoin of Bernardston, all related. The probe flowered, bore fruit and explained, at least in my mind, another reason why my seed is planted where it is, at the base of the hills where my Snow ancestors took root.

Little did I know that the serene hillock cemetery behind the brick, one-room, East Colrain schoolhouse my wife so adores is an ancestral resting place. The kin buried there would have clearly passed our old tavern often on their way to and from Greenfield. In fact, they probably stopped frequently during the first half of the 19th century to wet their whistles before climbing the rugged hill home.

No sources I contacted remember the two Snow farms nestled off the north end of Fort Lucas Road. Some recall the lower farm when it belonged to Zak, but no one seems to remember the one less than a quarter-mile uphill from there. Neighboring Shelburne farmer Edwin Graves figures that upper structure must have burned before his day, because he can still picture the lonely chimney standing sentry over the Fort Lucas marker when he went up there many years ago with his father to inspect a potential mowing they declined. Across West Leyden Road a short distance north, Susan (Purington) Smith knew nothing of any Snow farms, but my query did bring new meaning to ”Snow pasture” on her deed. Her octogenarian father, Colrain Assessor Ed Purington, knew Snows had lived there before his time but they had vanished before he arrived in ’41, an abandonment likely precipitated by a haunting 1891 incident that could easily lead to family relocation.

It was Robert Snow who put me on the right track after I shared my grandmother’s description of the Snow orchards. He said that although there were some apple trees on the adjoining Leyden farms once run by his Snow family, they never owned a commercial orchard. ”That would have been the farm on the other side of the (Green) river, in Colrain,” he told me. ”That’s where the Snow orchards were,” and that’s where the suicide occurred on May 24, 1891.

I could find no newspaper confirmation of the tragedy, only a two-line obituary, but family tradition states that a distraught 45-year-old Charles Reed Snow, Annie’s husband, hanged himself in the orchard. Apparently the man had made a bad investment in Zoar copper mines, lost his shirt, and took his life, leaving a wife and five kids, the second eldest my 12-year-old great grandfather. Although difficult to ascertain the absolute accuracy of the story, C.R. Snow’s Colrain death record does list suicide as the cause, he did own an orchard, and there was indeed late 19th-century West County copper speculation that didn’t pan out; so family tradition isn’t too far off.

The large 1858 H.F. Walling wall map of Franklin County shows two dwellings and outbuildings off Forth Lucas Road belonging to A.W. Snow, C.R.’s father. Then, by the time Beers Atlas of Franklin County was published in 1871, the uphill farm had changed hands to D. Snow, presumably David W., son of Asaph Willis Snow and grandson of Col. David Snow, he the builder of the Heath Congregational Church and several other large West County buildings during the first half of the 19th century. In fact, the Colonel himself could have had a hand in building at least one of those Colrain farms, presumably with his sons’ assistance. Sons of building contractors back then would almost certainly have know at least a little of the carpentry trade.

A circa-1930s color snapshot in the Colrain assessors’ files shows the Snow farmhouse as a stately, two-story Federal home in a pastoral setting. Later photos depict what appears to be an aluminum-sided structure falling toward disrepair. Today, all that’s left is a small, plain piece of a building that evokes no hint of the once-tidy farmstead with a one-story ell extending from the rear.

I now know much more about the hilltop behind me than I did before the leaves dropped; and there’s still much to learn about those farms, the people who built them and the soil they tilled; always new stones to turn. So when the weather warms and the snow drains into the Green River, fully exposing the Brick School Cemetery gravestones, I’ll be up there fitting one tiny piece into another, constructing the big picture. I’ll take a walk with my dogs to explore the ancient Fort Lucas site, something I’ve meant to do anyway. And when deciding in the future where to hunt on a given day, this new spot will be among my favorites, right up there with my Whately ancestral haunts.

It’s about karma, a profound sense a place. Those who never experience it suffer a void, a murky existential abyss, because walking your ancestors’ footsteps makes everything infinitely more interesting.

And in this case, with the light and wind just right, maybe even a tad spooky.

On Their Turf

A pale, yellow, crescent moon cast a wry, toothless grin from the clear, southern, predawn sky, remindful that it wasn’t going to be easy. The message was unnecessary. For me, it seldom is. But there was reason to be optimistic on this, the first Friday of muzzleloader deer season.

A discovery made late the previous afternoon while attempting to push deer past my hunting buddy had brought newfound hope to what had been a difficult season — warm, snowless and tick-infested. With the fruitless walk through an oak grove, then a dense pine bedding area complete and my buddy’s orange in sight from a well-used run across a shallow ravine, I had spotted a bare spot of disturbed earth that wasn’t there the last time I performed the same maneuver; a buck scrape, fresh.

I stopped to investigate, pointed downward and spoke out to my friend, seated some 40 yards away. “There’s a fresh scrape right here,” I said, the first I had found since shotgun season opened.

He signaled with his hand for me to join him and I did just that, meeting at the base of a massive twin red pine I had used dozens of times for cover while posting the intersection of three busy runs. My buddy stood, slipped on his backpack, slung his muzzleloader over his shoulder and started walking.

“Follow me,” he said. “There’s another big scrape I don’t believe was here the last time I came through.”

We walked back toward my truck, eyes focused on the forest floor in search of a pawed patch of earth, and I spotted one, not 30 yards behind the stand.

“Here it is, right here,” I pointed, as he came my way and took a look.

“Nope, that’s not the one,” he said. “There’s a bigger one not far from here.”

He was right. Not 15 yards away, centered on a small, circular carpet of light brown leaves shed by a beech sapling, laid a dominant buck scrape, the kind deer hunters die for. Above it hung a gummy hemlock limb, behind it a four-inch, tine-scarred black birch. Classic.

Following hard overnight rain, it was difficult to assess just how fresh the scrape was but it had definitely been made that week, perhaps only a day ago. There was a good chance the scrape was active, meaning the buck that made it would be back to check it twice daily searching for receptive does. After three days, he’d come no more.

Had I not decided to leave my fanny pack in the truck to lighten the load for my short push, I would have freshened-up the buck’s calling card with the “Tink’s 69 Doe-in-Rut Buck Lure” I always carry. But I could perform that duty the next morning, when it wasn’t going to be difficult to spring out of bed. Fresh optimism is a wonderful feeling during deer season.

With the foreboding moon at my back, I drove up the steep hill in the morning, parked and exited my truck, dropped the tailgate and packed up for the slow twilight march to my stand. The circular beech-leaf mat and scrape were easy to pick up in the gray morning light, and the buck had not returned. I quickly doused the area with Tink’s, saturating the scrape and spraying the hemlock branch and black-birch trunk liberally to create a big stink before taking my stand.

On the way to my stand, 35 yards away, I hung a couple of Tink’s Scent Bombs seven feet high in small hemlocks. When I arrived at my familiar twin red pine, I hung out two more scent bombs for cover scent and kicked out a stand 90 degrees to the right of where I typically sit against the trunk so that I could clearly see the dominant, freshened-up scrape. The wind was perfect, blowing west-northwest, diagonally from me to the scrape. I couldn’t have ordered it up any better. Now all I had to do was sit patiently still and wait to detect movement. I knew my ears would be useless, given the blustery wind and damp forest floor.

Around 8 I caught movement from the opposite direction I was anticipating. Sure enough, a deer, walking quickly, wind at its back; then another, and another, following single file. As they passed through the pines, maybe 75 yards out and angling away, they appeared and faded from view several times, but once I thought I saw one of them hop up on the back of another and my adrenaline raced. Although I had not yet gotten a clear look at any of the three animals and had seen no antlers, I thought the big boy was there and would reverse direction as soon as he got to the downwind side of my Tink’s stink bomb.

Much to my delight, that’s exactly how it played out, as the three deer passed out of my view heading east and soon reappeared heading back toward where they came from. On two occasions I again saw one try to mount another, but when they came into clear view I was certain none of them wore prominent antlers. Hmmmm? Maybe another 4-pointer like the one we took the previous week, or perhaps a spikehorn, but clearly no discernable antlers from my vantage point.

The three deer passed me again, heading west, then angled south onto a run where I have seen many deer pass in 10 years, mostly does. Still searching for horns, rifle shouldered, the three of them came to within 40 yards and were bald. Two passed and disappeared into the slash and the third never showed itself after disappearing behind small hemlocks. Frozen, rifle still mounted, I held out hope that I was dealing with a spikie concealing its antlers behind its ears, and waited fruitlessly for it to reappear. Finally, getting stiff and uncomfortable, I slowly dropped my rifle across my elevated knees and waited. An hour later, still no movement. The third deer had vanished. Must have slipped by screened from my view, I thought. So I slowly spun my head 45 degrees to the right, staring straight at the scrape. Time to focus on what brought me there.

By then it was clear to me that what I had witnessed was the thin-faced doe and her twin fawns I had observed several times near three apple trees in a field above my house. One of the fawns, a button buck, was for the first time “feeling its oats” and playfully mounting either its mother, sister or both on their way to a bedding area below me. When they cut the trail I had taken to my stand, they smelled where I had rubbed up against the low browse, banged a U-ie and bedded on the knoll above me. The nature’s classroom alone was worth the trip, having never before witnessed a buck of any age mount a doe.

I refocused on the buck scrape below and at about 10:15 a.m. I laid my rifle across my lap, dropped my arms to my side and elevated my butt to shift from a resting point that had grown uncomfortable. As I settled into my new position I moved my head and a piercing “whew!” broke the still morning air. I slid my eyeballs uphill, toward the small hemlocks where that third deer had vanished, and scanned the landscape. I could decipher nothing before the startling sound again broke the silence.

“Whew!”

Then I saw her, the thin-faced doe, facing me, ears and body erect, nearly invisible against the brown forest floor and gray-brown undergrowth. She was looking me square in the face hidden behind my Realtree mask. She took two bounds away from me, toward where her fawns had bedded maybe 90 minutes earlier, then stopped, faced me again and blew one more time before disappearing into the woods.

I had once again learned how difficult it is to beat deer in their environment – even when the wind is right and they have no clue you’re there.

It’s a lesson that’ll be repeated many times in a deer hunter’s lifetime.

Too many.

An Imposter

When I think of squaretails, native squaretails, our royal native trout, I always think back to the monster, circa 1970, being lugged up the hill home on a stringer by a boy of 8 or 10, tail dragging on the pavement, hot summer eve, accompanied by his older brother. It was caught in a local unnamed hilltown impoundment by a lad with the surname Dickinson, which does nothing to give away his town, given that Dickinsons are stitched deep into cultural quilt of virtually every Pioneer Valley hamlet. Yeah, a lot like horse manure, those Dickinsons are everywhere here in the valley and its bucolic hills, alive and dead, as were the native squaretails at one time, even my own, which is sadly no longer the case.

But let’s not digress. The reason I bring up the subject of brook trout (Salvelinus fontinalis) is that a lunker, one nurtured at Bitzer Hatchery in Montague, was caught Saturday at Ashfield Lake, a stone’s throw from the hollow where fourth great-granduncle Asa Sanderson built his tannery during the first decade of the 19th century, an enterprise swept from the face of the earth, toward Conway, by a December 1878 freshet. Back in the 19th century, that pond surely held a native 10-pounder or two similar to the hatchery-grown version taken on a Thomas buoyant spoon Saturday by a man whose positive identity is difficult to come by. Rumor has it that the new state-record holder’s name is Peter Herron of Easthampton, but don’t hold me to it.

“I haven’t been able to confirm the name,” said longtime Ashfield Rod & Gun Club officer Russell Williams. “I was told Peter Herron, with two r’s. That’s all I can tell you. Maybe Dave Warren will have his name. He weighed and measured it at Dave’s Pioneer Sporting Center (in Northampton).”

The Pioneer proprietor had nothing to add.

“Sorry, can’t help you,” he said. “The guy’s a customer of mine, does a lot of archery, but his name escapes me, and he took the paperwork with him. He’s responsible for sending it to MassWildlife.”

Can’t let an minor detail like that get in the way of fresh, breaking news, so we’ll go with the rumor and wait for confirmation down the road. If the man lived in our readership, then I’d chase it with a little more determination. I’ll get it. Stay tuned.

The facts we know are that the fish was 26 inches long and weighed 10 pounds even, bettering the previous state-record brookie by 3 pounds, 7 ounces, a good squaretail in its own right.

The fish had been stocked a day earlier by a MassWildlife crew that had picked up its load in Montague. Knowing it was a special load, including some fish that were going to be tagged for prizes by the Ashfield Rod & Gun Club, Bitzer Hatchery Manager John Williams fattened it up with some display-pool breeders, six fish weighing more than four pounds, two brookies and four rainbows. One of the brookies was the big boy.

“We spiced up the load but that one had to be a fluke, one that had escaped our nets in the past,” said Manager Williams. “Most of our big fish are rainbows. This brookie had to be 6 or 8 years old.”

The Ashfield club tagged 10 fish, including some of the big ones. The biggest of the bunch, the one that had escaped the nets of hatchery personnel for a few years, also apparently escaped the tagging crew at the lake’s edge, because it was not wearing a tag. It did not escape the hook, though, in this case a treble-hook attached to a Thomas lure.

So ends the tale of one state-record brookie that had little time to enjoy Huntstown.

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