Fair Play

I’ve had a letter sitting here on my desk for a couple of years, one I’ve “been meaning to get to,” if you know what I mean. But here I sit, finally getting back to it, prodded by the man who sent it, dignified octogenarian Edward M. Wells of Leyden, Franklin County roots nearly as deep as the Sunderland sycamore.

It was Mr. Wells who showed up at my door a month or so ago inquiring about the letter. Did I still have it kicking around? If so, he thought he’d float it past Irmarie Jones or someone else who may be interested. It brought me back to my school daze many years ago, the Harris-tweed, bespectacled teacher, chalk-dusted shoulders, asking how many more days I’d need to finish the essay due last week. Well, let’s just say Mr. Wells got a 21st-century response, no resemblance to my trusted 1970 friend, Sixties Defiance. The story of Robert “Bud” Coombs’ had indeed interested me; loved the writing style, too. I did intend to do something on it. Just needed a little poke, I guess. Well, Mr. Wells was there to dig his dusty pointer stick between my ribs. So here I sit, wondering where to start.

Accompanying the essay was Mr. Wells’ handwritten letter, dated June 2, 2007, prefacing the little tale, deft touch, that had been written for the Christmas holidays by his late cousin’s Tucson, Ariz., widow. Her name was Jean, wife of “Bud” Coombs, he from, you guessed it, Coombs Hill in Colrain, just a hop, skip and a jump west of me, on the site of the old Fort Morris of French & Indian War fame, one of four garrisons available to Coleraine’s earliest Scots-Irish settlers when danger loomed in the howling wilderness. Bud’s people had farmed that idyllic spot looking east at Monadnock since the start, parts of four centuries turning up stones and Native implements while tilling the soil.

But this is not a history of Coombs Hill or Coombs Farm or that old “South Fort.” No, this story has Franklin County Fair flavor, one that some of the older readers among us will remember well. It’s about what the annual September gathering on Petty’s Plain once meant countywide to farm- and schoolboys alike. Sadly, this weekend there will be no
schoolboy athletic competition akin to the days of Bud Coombs and my own father, himself a former fair sprint champion, then a Deerfield teen representing Greenfield after putting Deerfield High in his rearview due to “issues” with the school administration. Like they say, the apple doesn’t fall from the tree. Maybe I too should have fled. But I stayed … and ultimately paid.

Enough of that, though … back to Bud Coombs and his Franklin County Fair day in the sun, as told by his sweetheart in her stylish, heartfelt essay that touched on a little of everything pertinent to country fairs and those who attended them way back when. Times have changed. Now the grandstand is filled for demolition derbies; in my day, fireman’s
musters. Not back then, in 1942, bombs disrupting daily lives worldwide, subsistence hilltown farms struggling to make a go of it with laborers off to war on faraway
continents. Like many other agrarian highland lads, Bud Coombs was strong like bull and fleet afoot but unable to join proud Arms Academy’s athletic teams because daily farm chores precluded it.

The story begins in the barn, where Bud and his father are performing morning chores as part of their daily routine, the reticent teen hinting that he’d like to break free, no school, and take the old Chevy to the fair. His father, painfully short on words, one-ups him, tells him to take the big red Oldsmobile, quite a treat for a 17-year-old rolling down dusty Brook Road and across the lush Greenfield Meadows to the county fair. Yes sir, he was living large.

He climbs the gentle slope to the fairgrounds, parks the Olds out of harm’s way and heads for the gate. Once inside, young Bud goes directly to the grandstand area to catch the track meet, where the county schools — his Arms, Greenfield and Turners, probably others — vie for bragging rights annually in a spirited competition fueled by town and school pride. Remember, those were the days when every Franklin County town had
its own summer baseball team, and inter-town rivalries were intense, more so than today,
when kids have traded their Louisville Sluggers for joysticks. But let us not digress, or take cheap shots at today’s youth. Back to the ’42 fair, nine months removed from Pearl Harbor, the world aflame, young Bud quick-stepping down the midway to the track.

He arrives at in front of the grandstand and the Arms coach, short of competitors, is nervously pacing, furiously scanning the bleachers, the track, anywhere for able bodies. He spots Bud. Can he run? Timidly, Bud nods. Yes, he can run. He’s promptly rewarded with Arms maroon and white to don, a pair of “roomy” track shoes to lace up. He puts on his new uniform, receives quick lessons in stance and how to burst from the blocks at the report of a revolver, and proceeds to win the 220- and 100-yard dashes, helping his school secure the Franklin County track championship, quite a feat against the larger schools. A story fit for the big screen, that of Bud Coombs’ day of glory at the fair. Yes, a
wartime tale worth repeating.

Before departing for home, back up Brook Road to Coombs Hill, Bud is named captain of the fair team and spends the rest of the day walking the lanes, flirting, eating hot dogs, cotton candy, candied apples; playing games and riding the Ferris wheel with adoring Arms coeds, frightened by rocking at the peak. He arrives home a little late for evening chores and his father is already at it. He doesn’t say much, just nods and softly kicks a milking stool toward a waiting shorthorn. Bud sits firmly, grabs a teat, pulls and twists, producing that familiar hollow splash off the base of an empty bucket.

“Good fair?” his father inquires.

“Yup.”

More splashes.

Humble souls, those country folk from our bucolic Franklin hills. Don’t say much. Never did. Never will.

Just enough.

Just Because

The brittle leaves underfoot were dry and noisy, the day unseasonably warm for early November, approaching 70. The noontime sky was clear, blue and infinite, not a trace of a cloud anywhere, the southern sun big and bright, the air tomb still.

We were walking an abandoned road, me and a man who shares my love of local history, old roads and stone-clad cellar holes marking the sites of long-ago abandoned hilltown dwellings. I had for some time meant to return to this road and these woods containing the historic farmstead of Conway’s first settler, Cyrus Rice. It was as good a day as any, with optimal visibility through bare-boned fall hardwoods; revealing, dusty beams of light filtering through to illuminate patches of the forest floor. We were there as the result of a mid-morning whim and my impulsive phone call had us traipsing through what was once a sparse group of expansive 18th- and early 19th-century farms, now dense forest along the western lip overlooking Deerfield’s Mill River section.

We had met at the Route 116 convenience store, where he left his car before I drove my 4-wheel Tacoma pickup to our destination, there driving a few hundred yards up a snowmobile trail to a location within sight of charred remains from a mid-20th century hunting camp. From there, we walked and talked and studied the lay of the land, stopping here and there to probe beneath the leaves on the forest floor with my walking stick, assessing acorns and other hard mast (hickory nuts everywhere); along the way passing a bittersweet canopy tangled through small trees, a massive wild grapevine wider at its base than my right thigh, and even a twin white birch more than a foot and a half wide along the ridge’s highest spine; your typical, knobby, southern New England upland forest. Beautiful indeed.

At the peak of the first hill we hiked, the old road traveled a short distance downhill and split. We took the right fork down a level, where the road looped us through wide-open forest to a spot where a tidy stonewall abruptly ended, behind it a line of large maples blazed with circular red blotches head-high, behind them a foot-wide spring brook running clean and free through a shallow hollow and toward the Mill River. We stopped and talked and probed and laughed as we discussed our next move, how far we intended to continue our little discovery mission, trying to connect opposite ends of the road. But we were in no great hurry, just enjoying the gorgeous day, the sun, the woods and conversation through breathless dry air.

I mentioned that I thought I knew the small brook as one I used to cross years ago hunting on a friend’s land, perhaps a half-mile below. Down there, I remembered the stream as wider, trickling through a steep, foreboding gorge-like ravine just above its confluence with the Mill River. As we discussed that and the straight, sturdy stonewall, the blazed trees and whatever else came to mind, we heard leaves rustling in the distance. Something was moving toward us from the other side of the stonewall. At first, I assumed it was a squirrel but told my friend it could easily be something we weren’t expecting, even a bear, because there are many bears in those woods, and they would definitely be around with a bountiful nut crop to forage. Then he saw something moving and said it looked like a dog, “right there,” pointing, “Do you see it?”

I didn’t but was expecting a coyote. When the animal cleared the trees screening me and came out into the open, I could see clearly what we were dealing with: a whitetail, spikehorn buck, spikes eight or 10 inches long, probably weighing between 90 and 110 pounds. We continued talking and it kept on its merry way, right at us, walking to within 25 yards before noticing us, freezing, staring for a second or two and taking two or three bounds to the peak of a little knob maybe 50 yards away. It stood there, broadside, to again examine its unexpected guests before vanishing over the top.

How do you explain such a thing? Deer hunters wash their clothes and bodies in special scentless soaps, apply scent masks or cover scents to their clothing, and discipline themselves to remain quiet and motionless for hours on stand. And here we were, midday, bright woods, making absolutely no effort to conceal our presence or be quiet, and the young buck walks right up to us as though deaf. You’ll never convince me that deer was deaf. No way. We just happened to be in the right place at the right time, what it’s all about for such sightings, gun or no gun.

Of course, my pal had another take as we walked back to the truck discussing it. He agreed it was an incredible moment, but asked if I was certain it wasn’t an escaped mule. Uh-uh. A mule it was not. Definitely a spikie.

I guess it’s days like this that bring me to the woods. You never know what you’re going to run into. Perhaps something you’ve never before seen, maybe something you’ve seen many times but never get tired of. This week’s spikehorn was more the former than latter, but still unusual, unexpected, interesting and, on another level, frustrating.

Frustrating? Yes, because I must admit that since the sighting I have more than once during idle moments thought: “Why doesn’t this happen when I’m deer hunting?”

Just because.

Still Going Strong

I took my two surviving English Springers on their routine morning run Wednesday, 8:30-ish, to the usual hayfield — a mix of clover, timothy, orchard grass and rye — the shadowed eastern third still frosted brittle. I let Ringy and Lily out and sat in the cab listening to Dennis and Callahan on WEEI.

Well, I wasn’t there for more than a minute or two when I heard one of the dogs jump aggressively onto the truck’s bed. I looked back and, strangely, it was Bingy. Hmmmm? Very unlike ole Bingy to be eager to leave. So, I hopped out of the cab and the dog leaped off the tailgate and ran 35 yards toward the river bank, stopping to look back at me before rearing back a couple of times and bouncing on his front feet like a horse. I called him and he sprinted to my side, seeking affection. I pet him on the breast bone, under his jowls, and he stood motionless, enjoying the attention, before again sprinting down the path toward the steep river bank and repeating his previous horse dance.

Bemused and in a hurry, I called him back, kenneled him and whistled for Lily, she searching about through a melon patch some 100 yards south of me. She lifted her head, spotted me and sprinted across the sunny section of ankle-high hayfield before bounding onto the truck’s bed and straight into her porta-kennel. I fastened the door shut and re-entered my cab.

As I drove homeward toward a couple of hot houses, I was thinking about potential reasons for Bingy’s peculiar behavior. He was clearly asking me for something. I was not sure what. Then it came to me. I have been running them each afternoon in the adjacent sunken meadow, where they seem to enjoy hunting rabbits and whatever other critters lurk in the bordering wetland, not to mention eating green pear apples under three “wild” apple trees at the far end. With a chill in the air and wind in his sails, Old Bingy, a youthful 12, was frisky and wanted to head for that sunken play ground.

His time is near. Soon it’ll be hunting season and we’ll travel to many similar haunts, where that enthusiastic gait will sing the same joyful song it’s sung for more than a decade.

Who would have ever dreamt he’d outlive Bessie?

A Sad Ordeal

It should be with euphoria that I greet the dawning of a new bird-hunting season, which opened today for woodcock, Saturday for pheasant and partridge. And, yes, I am looking forward to the exercise, the dogs and wing-shot challenges. But it would have been better with Bessie — that is, Old Tavern Farm’s Brown Bess — a rambunctious, biddable, 2-year-old bitch who wanted to please and would have come into her own this season. The anticipation was intense, the potential immense, and now she is gone, victim of an insidious skin disease that led to euthanasia. A sad ordeal, heart-wrenching, she the product of my other two; the future, swept out from under me like worn soles on a black-ice spill.

What brought on this auto-immune disease called pemphigus foliaceus we will never know, but I have my suspicions. Perfectly healthy and vigorous, a bundle of energy and athleticism for her shots and exam on July 24; then, a month later, a crusty rash, unsuccessful treatment with two antibiotics, a skin biopsy, diagnosis, Oct. 2 (2009) euthanasia. It was a sad, sad song, one I lived every day for two months, helpless as I watched it progress, fearing it would spread to kennel-mates Ringo and Lily, washing my hands again and again after touching her, bathing her, administering oral medication. And when I finally took her to the vet on that final day, the saddest of Fridays, she was still wagging her tail despite significant hair loss that exposed hideous scabs and raw holes which destroyed her beauty. In two months that seemed like five, she went from a stunning animal, something worthy of the national circuit, to a crusty, bloody mess. The meds wouldn’t touch it. Life is strange.

I’m not here to point fingers or gripe about the money lost on a hopeless case. That’s behind me now. But I would like to know what happened. The disease can be caused by a reaction to foods ingested, even seemingly harmless produce like cauliflower or pepper, or by a reaction to medicine.

I’m no doctor or scientist, so I won’t go into a discussion on vaccinations and the potential for side-effects. But I have been told by folks who refuse all vaccinations except rabies, which is mandatory, that their dogs live long healthy lives without immunization against distemper and Lyme. In the future, that’s the route I’m taking. This was the second dog I’ve lost after immunization shots. I was warned on the first one, a dog battling terminal leukemia, and took a chance with little to lose. Had I been warned on this animal — perfectly healthy, vigorous, brilliant, beautiful — I would have gone without. Her affliction may have been a reaction to the shots, maybe something else. I know that. But I have my suspicions, the doctor didn’t dismiss them, and now it’s off my chest.

So it’s on to the marshes, one dog short, the future, my attempted continuation of a special pedigree now lost forever.

I’ll get over it … slowly … very slowly.

Another Shop Bites the Dust

Sad news from Noho, where Dave Warren is closing the doors to Dave’s
Pioneer Sporting Center on the south side of Damon Road.

Tell me, is there a less likely location for a successful gun and tackle
shop than Northampton, the politically correct capital of our Happy
Valley? No sir. But that’s not what killed Pioneer. It was the economy,
stupid; you know, the one the Fed says has recovered.

Well, Warren couldn’t disagree more.

“My fly-tying and archery business is what always kept me going,” Warren
said, “but they just died in this economy. First, a slow spring and summer, now this. I should be selling a lot of archery stuff now, but nothing’s moving. What can you do? I’m closing Saturday, going hunting and then I’ll figure out what’s next.”

Bargain hunters should check out the inventory for the closeout sale through Saturday (Oct. 11, 2009) afternoon.

Asked if Wal-Mart had a hand in his demise, Warren chuckled and confidently said, “No, Wal-Mart never hurt me. They sell junk.”

What a hoot? Have you ever in your life heard Wal-Mart associated with junk? Oh my. All I can say is: Thank you, Dave. You made my day.

As for the folks aware of my negative predisposition toward a Wal-Mart in
Greenfield, I didn’t say it, Dave Warren did. And there’ll be many in Greenfield who’ll love hearing it; and, of course, many who’ll scream bloody murder, want my scalp, friends among them. They may even start hurling the hated “Normanite” tag my way (to me supreme praise), that and NIMBY, another compliment in my book. Heaven forbid I’d ever be associated with the Penrick gang. No sir. Not me. My roots go far too deep for that shallow lot.

But, let us not digress; back to the sport-shop closing in Noho, sad indeed. I have stopped there to chew the fat for many years dating back to before my Recorder days. It all started t’other side the road as Pioneer Sporting Center, owned by Bill Krinsky, now long gone to Texas, where, if he’s still in the business, it’s likely booming. But he can have Texas. I wouldn’t go there for fortune or frolic, too conservative for my liking. Hell, you’re liable to be put to sleep there for delinquent parking tickets, if of the wrong hue or accent. So, yeah, I guess a man of my proud heritage may have a chance of escaping that
dreadful fate — maybe being the key word. But that could change fast once they understood I’m one of those who think our demise began with the Sixties assassinations, glorious days in that Loon Star State.

Anyway, Krinsky sold Pioneer to Hadley taxidermist Bill Van, who stayed
at the original site on the north side of Damon Road until he and partner Warren moved across the road to a smaller space. Ultimately, Van went back to taxidermy, Warren bought him out and will soon head for the Hamptons in the western Hampshire hills.

Not a bad place to “retire.” Not bad a’tall.

Gentelman Jim

I found retiring, longtime state Bear Project Leader Jim Cardoza at his desk Tuesday (Oct. 6, 2009), just after noon, at Westborough’s MassWildlife Field Headquarters, where he’s kept his office during my entire Recorder tenure; more than 30 years, almost unimaginable to me, the South Deerfield bad boy who told many a teacher and coach to, quite frankly, take a hike to Satan’s kingdom. You know the way those things usually turn out. Yeah, of course, I was the one who needed walking shoes. And walk I did, defiant smile gleaming, euphoric to be rid of a dreadful place with little to offer except aggravation. I guess it always came down to respect with me. If I had none, I showed less; not the way to go for any kiddies out there allowed to read this.

So here I sit, penning a column for a little newspaper, laying out pages, writing heads and cuts, toiling to make ends meet on a meager, ink-stained salary. But this isn’t about me, it’s about Jim Cardoza, with whom I have nurtured a professional relationship, one I value because of his knowledge and rare accessibility, not to mention the fact that he’s been steward for two of the most successful wildlife-restoration projects ever seen this side of the great Mississippi.

I phoned Cardoza to get the final numbers for the September 8-26 bear season, 17 days that threatened to break a record, which, he didn’t know off the top of his head. But never fear, it seems that the former dunce filling this space found the needed handwritten records in his  slightly disorganized (yeah, right!) files; right there in the first drawer I opened, fifth or sixth sheet of paper examined. So, for the record, we did not set a record this year, but were close. When all the cards are counted, either 137 or 138 bears will have been killed. Cardoza was out of town on Wednesday and had one report sort of hanging, thus the incomplete figure. But at this point, does one freakin’ bear really matter in the big picture? I don’t think so.

Yeah, I know, I could have been a good little scribe and waited for the snaily press release to arrive. But what I have is, as the saying goes, close enough for government work, which it is, thus good enough for me. The all-time September record, reached in the consecutive seasons of 2003 and 2004, is 142.
But, enough about bears. Back to Cardoza, whose star-studded 40-year career will come to an end Friday (Oct. 9, 2009), when he’ll ride off into the sunset knowing his was a job well done. How else to describe the bespectacled, professorial wildlife biologist who oversaw the restoration of bears and turkeys, both of which today present thriving statewide populations that are sure to expand.

When I spoke to Cardoza, I articulated my appreciation for his cooperative demeanor whenever I had called, even in these tough times of having to first go through the screen set up by the state Executive Office of Energy and Environmental Affairs. I’m not going to wait for the press release to throw out some sappy quote saluting the man. No, I’m just going to say that during my long tenure here, Jim Cardoza was always there for me, even returned calls — a rare courtesy — and always had his facts straight before calling. A perfectionist, there is no mystery why his programs succeeded beyond expectations. He willed them to where they are today. To use a few old clichés, he left no stone unturned, dotted his i’s and crossed his t’s, was a stickler for detail.

I have dealt with many of his colleagues over the years, going way back to Jim McDonough, Dick Cronin and Bill Pollack, later Wayne MacCallum, Steve Williams, John McDonald and Bill Davis, he the absolute best PR man ever before taking his current job as Central Wildlife District manager. All of the aforementioned were good men and humble servants, but no man helped me more, or more often, than Jim Cardoza. Not even close.

Sure, Jim had his critics, many of them the same people who view me as traitorous for criticizing their sacred NRA. But I always defended Cardoza as smart, accessible, accountable and professional to a fault. How can anyone criticize that?

The last time I saw Cardoza in person was on the Whately/South Deerfield line, at that big gas station/Dunkin’ Donuts/Subway monstrosity that used to be Spuds ’n Buds. I was pumping gas, heard a familiar voice to my right, looked over and saw Cardoza among a crowd gathered near a fleet of state vehicles. MacCallum was also there.

They both gave a warm smile and friendly greeting when I approached. They were participating in a field trip to a nearby bears’ den with a retinue of state legislators. Cardoza and MacCallum both made me feel welcome, like they were genuinely pleased to see me, no passionless handshake and cold “howdyado” typical of politicians.

Anyway, that’s all I’ve got. Jim Cardoza will be missed. Whoever steps into his shoes has a tough row to hoe, as weedy and rocky as it gets. Jim Cardoza had the Midas touch for wildlife restoration. Till my final day, if I remain here where my roots lie, I will think of him whenever I pass a flock of turkeys or slow down to let a bear and her cubs cross the road.

Jim Cardoza brought them back, made an impact of historical proportions.

It’s Lucifer

A thick envelope sat on my desk when I arrived at work. The paste-on return address told me it had been sent by Kim Richter of Heath, color photo of a cougar on the left. “Uh-oh,” I thought, “here we go again.” The mail, electronic and snail, seems to flow hard every time I write about cougar sightings, be they close or faraway.

For those who missed it, the cougar I wrote about last week was in the east-central New Hampshire town of Barnstead, where someone saw a “mountain lion.” When a state wildlife official responded to the scene, he also saw it or another big cat with his own two eyes. Of course, a New Hampshire Fish & Game Department bigwig immediately doused the story with enough cold water to drown the big-cat, never mind the tale.

Imagine that. Stunning.

Ms. Richter, herself one of many Franklin County residents to report a personal cougar sighting in my weekly column, caught the report and wanted to alert me to black panther sightings that are raising a ruckus around Randolph, Vt., with lots of chatter in The Herald of Randolph. A story with legs and reader interest.

Apparently, our Heath source and her husband have been recently familiarizing themselves with an idyllic new piece of property they purchased in the Randolph area; going to the coffee shops, the general store, chatting, reading papers, listening to local radio, watching local TV, kind of feeling the pulse, the lucky dogs. Where better than Vermont to poke around, acclimate? I too love the Green Mountain State, its people’s gentle way, its liberal politics going all the way back the Ethan Allen and his boys, many of whom had direct connections to this slice of WMass paradise we call home. Too bad we didn’t secede and join the Republic of Vermont as proposed just after the Revolution, when WMass rabble-rousers decided it was time to shake free of the debt-grip being applied by Boston’s mercantile elite. But let us not digress (Long live Dr. Howard Dean! Here’s to you, pinko U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders!), back to panthers, the lower-case black ones; no, not the urban dwellers who attracted police bullets and jail cells the last time hated, liberal, Harvard elites from North of the Mason Dixon Line found their way to the White House and stirred up the dangerous reactionary-right fringe.

Enough! Back to four-legged black panthers.

Who knows what to make of these New England sightings? It’s nothing new. People have reported big black wildcats here dating back to the 17th century. But remember, back then they were also trying and convicting unfortunate souls for witchcraft, hanging Quaker women on Boston Common, banishing dissenters, finding Satan himself in the shadows; ghosts, too. So maybe that was the origin of Puritan-day black panthers, big, black, evil cats possessed by the devil himself. Who knows? Can’t rule it out. Despite sightings up and down the Eastern Seaboard from the Maritimes to Florida, black panthers do not exist here. They’re strictly a Southern Hemisphere phenomenon.

Of course, we have in the past touched on this subject here, examining all the potential reasons for reports of big black wildcats. One theory is that low light might be just right to make a grayish-brown cat wearing its winter coat appear black. Another is that random pet black panthers have been released or escaped. Could be either, I suppose. Then again, who’s to say some early explorers or slave-ship crews didn’t come ashore in South or Central America and acquire a black panther one way or another from an indigenous tribe, caging it in the ship’s hold and bringing it ashore here? Anything’s possible, I guess, and such a case would have probably gone unrecorded.

But let’s not get carried away. Enough of the wild speculation, attempts to explain the unexplainable. All I can say is there have been two credible black panther sightings in central Vermont and the local newspaper is eating it up while state officials distance themselves. So keep your eyes open. Randolph, Vt., ain’t that far north of here. No sir. So Satan himself may soon pass through a mowing near you.

If you happen to see him lurking on the edge, give him a friendly whistle and yell his name. It’s Lucifer.

Denial Game

Well, well, well … fancy that, a Granite State cougar sighting, this one by none other than a New Hampshire Fish and Game Department (NHFG) official responding to a reported — yeeeup, you guessed it — cougar sighting. The way this potentially hot story with legs ran its short, uneventful course underscores the absurdity of “official responses” to 21st century New England cougar sightings.

Our latest Northeastern “mountain lion” tale occurred in Barnstead, N.H., an hour or so east and slightly north of the capital city, Concord. Not surprisingly, New Hampshire Fish and Wildlife spokespeople are saying little, very little, in fact, only that: “Mountain lions are known to exist in the wild in states no closer than Iowa and Florida, so it is not thought to be a dispersing wild animal, but rather is most likely an illegally released pet.”

Hmmmmm? Well, I guess that’s what they always say, ain’t it?

So let’s dig deeper, take a look at this story, and evaluate the official response, one often repeated in recent years; also one that only a fool could accept without scratching his or her head in bewilderment. Think of it. Despite the fact that a wildlife official employed by NHFG responded to a cougar call and actually saw one, the state agency is distancing itself, denying even the remotest possibility that this big cat could be a wild traveler passing through from parts unknown, maybe even seeking a place to settle down. Impossible, they say. Why? Because: “Mountain lions were extirpated from their range in the eastern United States by the late 1800s, with the exception of the endangered Florida panther,” states the NHFG press release to quickly put a lid on the story, one that drew media scrutiny from Boston, Worcester and beyond, places interested in cougar sightings because similar ones have occurred in their own backyards.

It seems wildlife officials, the ones we pay to evaluate such occurrences, want no part of any cougar sighting — zero — always falling back on that same, threadbare escaped-pet theory, which, of course, makes a lot of sense to all of us. We know full well there are pet mountain lions everywhere; next door, around the corner, just down the road, you name it, they’re there. Absolutely. So don’t bury your head in the sand.

Hey, and while we’re at it, did you know mountain lions can make great pets with proper handling? Don’t we all know someone who owns a pet cougar? Haven’t we all seen the bespectacled, little old lady walking her leashed cougar past the house, plastic bag dangling from her free hand, nervously looking at the ground, anywhere but eye-contact with passersby or homeowners trimming the hedges as her feline squats next to the mailbox? Of course. Where have you been? Open your eyes, Dude.

Anyway, NHFG was so determined to stop this latest story dead in its tracks that it promptly marched its top dog, none other than Wildlife Division Chief Steve Weber, to send out the agency smokescreen. “Survival of this type of animal is typically extremely low,” he said in the press release, “as they normally do not have the developed abilities to catch prey on a consistent basis, and/or may have been de-clawed. If the animal does survive, we would expect to collect hard evidence of its existence in the form of a pictures, tracks, scat and/or DNA evidence.”

Before we proceed, let us not forget that before the turn of the 21st century, just such DNA evidence was discovered at the Quabbin. That tell-tale site included a buried beaver carcass and lots of wildcat scat, which was professionally collected, then analyzed by two nationally known labs. The analysis revealed Eastern cougar DNA; you know, the same species press releases keep telling us was “extirpated more than a century ago in these parts.”

The Quabbin case is the only “indisputable” evidence thus far uncovered to prove cougar presence here. But there is other “pretty convincing” evidence, including the most recent. Another was the two Acton cops who saw a cougar with their own eyes and documented it in separate police reports after responding to a late-night cougar complaint. How could it be clearer that no matter who sees a cougar, the official word is going to be a pathetic denial that it couldn’t possibly have been one; or, better still, if it was indeed a cougar, then it wasn’t wild?

For anyone unfamiliar with the many other cougar sightings I’ve chronicled over the years, they’re all right here, all of them occurring over the past five years. And do you know what? There were many concurrent reports I didn’t write about for one reason or another.

If all these sightings and official denials don’t stir your curiosity, or maybe even make you a tad suspicious, then it’s time to disconnect the feeding tube … pronto.

Native Trails

The first Indian trails I ever walked are carved into the Sugarloafs, north and south, one snaking its way up the south face of Wequamps to King Philip’s Seat, the other meandering through the cliffs on the west face of North Sugarloaf to another shelf-cave we were told had Native significance. How I found them I can’t recall. It must have been word-of-mouth on Graves Street and Eastern Avenue. But does it really matter? All I know is that we walked those trails often during the pleasant months, getting away from adult supervision, never a bad thing then or now, free play, even a little mischief now and then. Big deal. Out of sight, out of mind; no harm, no foul. Can you think of any other cliches to raise the ire of devoted AP stylists, if there are any left?

I’m sure I could still find those ancient trails with little effort, the more difficult of the two being the one on North Sugarloaf. To get there, you had to go to the end of Graves Street near a little electrical sub-station, then angle southeast to the base of the cliffs and follow it to pick up the trail, an obvious footpath sunken deep into the hard red clay. I don’t even know if kids still walk it. I hope so. But one never knows in these paranoid times. Could be that those footpaths haven’t been used for years. We always called them Indians trails. That’s what I believe they are. Who else could have made them prehistoric deep?

Since those youthful days of explorative bliss, I have read much about our indigenous trails, honing my knowledge and fine-tuning my eye for historic landscapes and their traversing trails. The trodden paths that greeted Bradford and Alden, Winthrop and Saltonstall during New England’s contract period later became their highways to manifest destiny, widened and diverted here and there over time to become Boston Post Road or Bay Path, suitable for wheeled vehicles after improvements and corduroy roads through troublesome depressions. Over time, the secondary roads were discontinued and abandoned, but they still exist in our wooded highlands, many lined with stone-clad depressions and above-ground foundations that provide clues of what used to be.

When you ponder it without getting carried away, it’s really quite simple. Do you really think Rev. Thomas Hooker and his Puritan flock cut their own path to Hartford in 1636? Of course not. They followed existing trails to the Connecticut Valley, then used waterways and other paths northward to places like Northampton, Hadley, Deerfield and Northfield. Once those towns started to fill up with pre-birth-control congestion, settlers looking for space branched out into what became our hilltowns by following existing trails and staking their claims along them. They’re still there under a dense forest canopy, a lost world with fascinating historic relevance.

I continue to learn more about these long-lost hilltown roads and farms. Soon, I will start putting to use a new tool — my DeLorme Earthmate PN-40 hand-held GPS unit — to mark the roads, cellar holes and landmarks along the way. I think it’ll enhance my perspective, snuggle me closer to the land stained with my ancestors’ sweat and blood.

It’s great. Here I am 56 years old and still enjoying free play in the woods. Hopefully my grandsons will follow my footsteps long after I’m gone. Better still, maybe they’ll even use the intuitive computer skills I’ll never have to help me master the new toy.

That would be fun indeed.

Fair Play

I’ve had a letter sitting here on my desk for a couple of years, one I’ve “been meaning to get to,” if you know what I mean. But here I sit, finally getting back to it, prodded by the man who sent it, dignified octogenarian Edward M. Wells of Leyden, Franklin County roots nearly as deep as the Sunderland sycamore.

It was Mr. Wells who showed up at my door a month or so ago inquiring about the letter. Did I still have it kicking around? If so, he thought he’d float it past Irmarie Jones or someone else who may be interested. It brought me back to my school daze many years ago, the Harris-tweed, bespectacled teacher, chalk-dusted shoulders, asking how many more days I’d need to finish the essay due last week. Well, let’s just say Mr. Wells got a 21st-century response, no resemblance to my trusted 1970 friend, Sixties Defiance. The story of Robert “Bud” Coombs’ had indeed interested me; loved the writing style, too. I did intend to do something on it. Just needed a little poke, I guess. Well, Mr. Wells was there to dig his dusty pointer stick between my ribs. So here I sit, wondering where to start.

Accompanying the essay was Mr. Wells’ handwritten letter, dated June 2, 2007, prefacing the little tale, deft touch, that had been written for the Christmas holidays by his late cousin’s Tucson, Ariz., widow. Her name was Jean, wife of “Bud” Coombs, he from, you guessed it, Coombs Hill in Colrain, just a hop, skip and a jump west of me, on the site of the old Fort Morris of French & Indian War fame, one of four garrisons available to Coleraine’s earliest Scots-Irish settlers when danger loomed in the howling wilderness. Bud’s people had farmed that idyllic spot looking east at Monadnock since the start, parts of four centuries turning up stones and Native implements while tilling the soil.

But this is not a history of Coombs Hill or Coombs Farm or that old “South Fort.” No, this story has Franklin County Fair flavor, one that some of the older readers among us will remember well. It’s about what the annual September gathering on Petty’s Plain once meant countywide to farm- and schoolboys alike. Sadly, this weekend there will be no schoolboy athletic competition akin to the days of Bud Coombs and my own father, himself a former fair sprint champion, then a Deerfield teen representing Greenfield after putting Deerfield High in his rearview due to “issues” with the school administration. Like they say, the apple doesn’t fall from the tree. Maybe I too should have fled. But I stayed … and ultimately paid.

Enough of that, though … back to Bud Coombs and his Franklin County Fair day in the sun, as told by his sweetheart in her stylish, heartfelt essay that touched on a little of everything pertinent to country fairs and those who attended them way back when. Times have changed. Now the grandstand is filled for demolition derbies; in my day, fireman’s musters. Not back then, in 1942, bombs disrupting daily lives worldwide, subsistence hilltown farms struggling to make a go of it with laborers off to war on faraway continents. Like many other agrarian highland lads, Bud Coombs was strong like bull and fleet afoot but unable to join proud Arms Academy’s athletic teams because daily farm chores precluded it.

The story begins in the barn, where Bud and his father are performing morning chores as part of their daily routine, the reticent teen hinting that he’d like to break free, no school, and take the old Chevy to the fair. His father, painfully short on words, one-ups him, tells him to take the big red Oldsmobile, quite a treat for a 17-year-old rolling down dusty Brook Road and across the lush Greenfield Meadows to the county fair. Yes sir, he was living large.

He climbs the gentle slope to the fairgrounds, parks the Olds out of harm’s way and heads for the gate. Once inside, young Bud goes directly to the grandstand area to catch the track meet, where the county schools — his Arms, Greenfield and Turners, probably others — vie for bragging rights annually in a spirited competition fueled by town and school pride. Remember, those were the days when every Franklin County town had its own summer baseball team, and inter-town rivalries were intense, more so than today, when kids have traded their Louisville Sluggers for joysticks. But let us not digress, or take cheap shots at today’s youth. Back to the ’42 fair, nine months removed from Pearl Harbor, the world aflame, young Bud quick-stepping down the midway to the track.

He arrives at in front of the grandstand and the Arms coach, short of competitors, is nervously pacing, furiously scanning the bleachers, the track, anywhere for able bodies. He spots Bud. Can he run? Timidly, Bud nods. Yes, he can run. He’s promptly rewarded with Arms maroon and white to don, a pair of “roomy” track shoes to lace up. He puts on his new uniform, receives quick lessons in stance and how to burst from the blocks at the report of a revolver, and proceeds to win the 220- and 100-yard dashes, helping his school secure the Franklin County track championship, quite a feat against the larger schools. A story fit for the big screen, that of Bud Coombs’ day of glory at the fair. Yes, a wartime tale worth repeating.

Before departing for home, back up Brook Road to Coombs Hill, Bud is named captain of the fair team and spends the rest of the day walking the lanes, flirting, eating hot dogs, cotton candy, candied apples; playing games and riding the Ferris wheel with adoring Arms coeds, frightened by rocking at the peak. He arrives home a little late for evening chores and his father is already at it. He doesn’t say much, just nods and softly kicks a milking stool toward a waiting shorthorn. Bud sits firmly, grabs a teat, pulls and twists, producing that familiar hollow splash off the base of an empty bucket.

“Good fair?” his father inquires.

“Yup.”

More splashes.

Humble souls, those country folk from our bucolic Franklin hills. Don’t say much. Never did. Never will.

Just enough.

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